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That's not the worst of it - my 8 yr old has been confined to bed all week with a really bad viral infection, so I have been unable to get out the fricking house until hubby comes home from work.
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That's not the worst of it - my 8 yr old has been confined to bed all week with a really bad viral infection, so I have been unable to get out the fricking house until hubby comes home from work.
I've now moved on to two bottles of vodka a day.
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Just the two bottles huh? Hope the kid gets better soon
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I will resist and take a jar of Nescafe!
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Usually housework or going to the gym. I really really need a gym buddy to try and help me get rid of my last 25 kilos and a cleaner to do my housework!!
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Well, I have successfully avoided writing a single word on my essay today. Truly time well wasted.
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