What I have always wanted to know is....
Mar 28th 2007, 4:05 pm
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Re: What I have always wanted to know is....
Oh really ? Consider the risks of us guys doing that in an outdoor situation......attack by hungry vermin / wildlife, and the ever present threat of grazing the 'old fella' when swinging near rough ground.
Also, and I hope I'm not betraying an age old blokey secret here, Confucious once said " No matter how many times you shake it.......the last drop always runs down your leg."
Also, and I hope I'm not betraying an age old blokey secret here, Confucious once said " No matter how many times you shake it.......the last drop always runs down your leg."
OMG too much info
Mar 28th 2007, 6:18 pm
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Re: What I have always wanted to know is....
lets cut to the chase here, blokes stand up to pee cos they always like to think they are closer than they really are ie longer !
Most blokes cant aim for a toffee and splash all over the place.
The ideal solution is his and hers loos, you can pee all over yours but you get to clean it!! AND you can have the seat up all the time, or take it off see if I care
and I can have my own nice sparkling clean DRY one
Kim
Most blokes cant aim for a toffee and splash all over the place.The ideal solution is his and hers loos, you can pee all over yours but you get to clean it!! AND you can have the seat up all the time, or take it off see if I care
and I can have my own nice sparkling clean DRY one Kim
Mar 28th 2007, 6:24 pm
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Re: What I have always wanted to know is....
I actually know more than one couple with a designated "his" toilet - it is always the smaller/grottier one! (Rightly so) It saves a lot of arguments!
Plus you always know when you use the "hers" one that it will be nice and clean and dry. And there is never a well-thumbed copy of FHM next to the loo....
Plus you always know when you use the "hers" one that it will be nice and clean and dry. And there is never a well-thumbed copy of FHM next to the loo....
Mar 28th 2007, 7:52 pm
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I actually know more than one couple with a designated "his" toilet - it is always the smaller/grottier one! (Rightly so) It saves a lot of arguments!
Plus you always know when you use the "hers" one that it will be nice and clean and dry. And there is never a well-thumbed copy of FHM next to the loo....
Plus you always know when you use the "hers" one that it will be nice and clean and dry. And there is never a well-thumbed copy of FHM next to the loo....
now I know what to look for in a rental 2 loos please and sod everything else Kim
Mar 28th 2007, 10:18 pm
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I could suggest that we all simply have urinals since women can technically pee standing up, but that would take the piss.[/QUOTE]
Ah but not all women - I am extraordinarily talented in that area as my hubby points out - but that is another story
Ah but not all women - I am extraordinarily talented in that area as my hubby points out - but that is another story
Mar 28th 2007, 10:20 pm
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Having to touch the inside of the toilet seat, even with the end of one revolted finger, to flick it back down again, is absolutely disgusting.
Men put them up, men should put them back down again.
In addition, seeing as women always want the seat down, and men sometimes want the seat down, that means that statistically there is more likelihood of the seat being wanted down when someone arrives at it! So it should be left down!!
Men put them up, men should put them back down again.
In addition, seeing as women always want the seat down, and men sometimes want the seat down, that means that statistically there is more likelihood of the seat being wanted down when someone arrives at it! So it should be left down!!
EXACTLY - women rest your case
Mar 28th 2007, 10:21 pm
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Thanks PP I am glad I am not alone ---I mean come on such a small object to aim into such a large hole???
Mar 28th 2007, 10:23 pm
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lets cut to the chase here, blokes stand up to pee cos they always like to think they are closer than they really are ie longer ! Most blokes cant aim for a toffee and splash all over the place.
The ideal solution is his and hers loos, you can pee all over yours but you get to clean it!! AND you can have the seat up all the time, or take it off see if I care and I can have my own nice sparkling clean DRY one
Kim
Most blokes cant aim for a toffee and splash all over the place.The ideal solution is his and hers loos, you can pee all over yours but you get to clean it!! AND you can have the seat up all the time, or take it off see if I care
and I can have my own nice sparkling clean DRY one Kim
Mar 28th 2007, 11:09 pm
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Re: What I have always wanted to know is....
Why don't you just take the seat off.....
That would stop all the senseless arguing and then people could get on with more important things like love making and........
ZX.....
That would stop all the senseless arguing and then people could get on with more important things like love making and........ ZX.....
Mar 28th 2007, 11:12 pm
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Mar 28th 2007, 11:16 pm
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ZX......
Mar 28th 2007, 11:20 pm
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Mar 29th 2007, 4:57 am
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True. And let's not forget the errant 'pube' which, lurking across the top of the male organ, can produce an effect not unlike a sprinkler, which sprays urine everywhere except the lav or, alternatively, when hitched into the top of the foreskin, can divert the flow in any one of 20 interesting directions.
The hardest thing is pissing on to the ground whilst lying on it, you have to try and divert the piss away from you down hill whilst in a sort of one-handed press-up position. And then not get your mates either.
Mar 29th 2007, 5:07 am
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[/quote]Stand up, take control!