What do you do on the throne??
 

I used to read football magazines but now tend to play games on my phone. this means that if worthy i can text a photo of it to my mum, but having said that she doesn't seem as proud of me as she once did.

Did a 'ghost' or 'slick' if you will the other day, most unnerving

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Read BE

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Give you the shits does it?

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No wonder you men always take up so much time in the bathroom.
How many faecal germs are lurking on your phones??:blink:

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According to google it's the spray when you flush that spreads the fecal matter airborne....

And we all know men don't flush:sneaky:

So they'll be right:D

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Read.

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Think about Chriss955:ohmy:

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Awwww ain't love grand :wub:

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So...Let me get this straight. You drop your pants then think of Chris. Hmmmmm. :unsure:

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At my age, hope.....

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There was nothing "straight", about that comment :p

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Play Bejeweled Blitz ! Well Blitz it usually appropriate at the time ! :eek:

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When you've got it in your hand:)

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I know the difference between coming and going,as far as Chris is concerned the latter prevails:)

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I emember when we didn't have a magazine rack and some of my mags has teeth marks in the corner, you know like pulling me strides down and needing somewhere to hold it sort of thing

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I often find my Microsoft Surface next to the loo. I think I'll buy one to replace the magazine rack

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I see there is a steady stream of contributions...

I'm a bombs away man on the whole. In and out quick.

I have a cartoon of a scrum-half in mine to remind me that even under pressure to get it away quick .and that ball-handling is important...

I'd love to have an eclectic book stack in there but the kids would have them in the bowl...I occasionally read Vanity Fair or Tatler...if on my own in the house which is rare.

How do people arrange their rolls?
it's cute when people have their rolls all thrown into a basket..

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Sounds like my wife.

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do they have a bite proof rubber corner?

on the subject of bog roll, i'm extremely lazy with it, and pretty much never check for replacements if the one on there is running low. Consequently I've been caught out a couple of times and had to use bathroom cleaner wipes. Stings if ya got farmers

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They have a screen cover which doubles as a keyboard. They call it a touch pad as the keys don't physically bounce. Perfect for biting too.

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are we talking a light 'lion lifting it's cub' kind of bite, or a hard, 'arrow wound being quarterized with a poker' kind of bite? it'll likely be subjected to both depending on diet

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the worst is running out at work...
bang the cubicle next door...

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Bursting vein in forehead kind of popping bite

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them things are tough, I once bit through a phone book after a chicken Phall

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frought with danger in Sydney. I once left a cubicle after quite a satisfying erm 'time out' to be greeted by the bloke in the opposite cubicle brandishing his erection and smiling at me, I think have you got any spare loo roll may be code language for something else. scary stuff

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yes indeed...to avoid these scenarios I do my ground appreciation...or what in the fire service we call a 'sizeup'...(the sizeup in your story was more of an after action review)..

ensure there is paper...and get the bombs away clinically and quickly.

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funny she says that about you

In that your in and out sort of guy;)

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my thousandth post should be me talking shit so I saved it for this one

laid waste to half the house last night with a particularly aromatic number at about 1 am. Unfortunately it was one of the ones that breaks in half and I ended up using 3 miles of bog roll.

happy new year :)

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Snap! me too...but not at 1am

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Don't forget your poem!

http://britishexpats.com/forum/showt...ht=1000th+post

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I'll get my creative head on :D