a wee joke
Jun 6th 2006, 5:51 pm
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a wee joke
George W. Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman "Isn't that Bush and Powell?" The barman answers "Yep, that's them."
The guy walks over and says, " Howdy, what you guys doin?"
Bush answers, "we're planning World War III."
The guy says, "Really, what;s going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Arabs and one bicycle repairman."
The guy exclaims, "Why on earth would you want to kill a bicycle repairman?"
Bush turns to Powell and says, "see? I told you no one would give a shit about 10 Million Arabs."
A guy walks in and asks the barman "Isn't that Bush and Powell?" The barman answers "Yep, that's them."
The guy walks over and says, " Howdy, what you guys doin?"
Bush answers, "we're planning World War III."
The guy says, "Really, what;s going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Arabs and one bicycle repairman."
The guy exclaims, "Why on earth would you want to kill a bicycle repairman?"
Bush turns to Powell and says, "see? I told you no one would give a shit about 10 Million Arabs."
Jun 6th 2006, 5:54 pm
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Re: a wee joke
I was expecting a joke about urine
Jun 6th 2006, 8:17 pm
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Re: a wee joke
Originally Posted by Ransi
I was expecting a joke about urine
from me ????
now where would u get that idea
Jun 6th 2006, 8:39 pm
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Re: a wee joke
Originally Posted by soapy
George W. Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman "Isn't that Bush and Powell?" The barman answers "Yep, that's them."
The guy walks over and says, " Howdy, what you guys doin?"
Bush answers, "we're planning World War III."
The guy says, "Really, what;s going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Arabs and one bicycle repairman."
The guy exclaims, "Why on earth would you want to kill a bicycle repairman?"
Bush turns to Powell and says, "see? I told you no one would give a shit about 10 Million Arabs."
A guy walks in and asks the barman "Isn't that Bush and Powell?" The barman answers "Yep, that's them."
The guy walks over and says, " Howdy, what you guys doin?"
Bush answers, "we're planning World War III."
The guy says, "Really, what;s going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Arabs and one bicycle repairman."
The guy exclaims, "Why on earth would you want to kill a bicycle repairman?"
Bush turns to Powell and says, "see? I told you no one would give a shit about 10 Million Arabs."
Jun 6th 2006, 10:38 pm
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Re: a wee joke
Originally Posted by soapy
George W. Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman "Isn't that Bush and Powell?" The barman answers "Yep, that's them."
The guy walks over and says, " Howdy, what you guys doin?"
Bush answers, "we're planning World War III."
The guy says, "Really, what;s going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Arabs and one bicycle repairman."
The guy exclaims, "Why on earth would you want to kill a bicycle repairman?"
Bush turns to Powell and says, "see? I told you no one would give a shit about 10 Million Arabs."
A guy walks in and asks the barman "Isn't that Bush and Powell?" The barman answers "Yep, that's them."
The guy walks over and says, " Howdy, what you guys doin?"
Bush answers, "we're planning World War III."
The guy says, "Really, what;s going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Arabs and one bicycle repairman."
The guy exclaims, "Why on earth would you want to kill a bicycle repairman?"
Bush turns to Powell and says, "see? I told you no one would give a shit about 10 Million Arabs."
Jun 7th 2006, 12:10 am
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Re: a wee joke
LOL I heard this one today from our neighbour
What do you call an aborigine rolled in coconut??
A lamington
Jun 7th 2006, 12:15 am
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Re: a wee joke
Originally Posted by soapy
George W. Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman "Isn't that Bush and Powell?" The barman answers "Yep, that's them."
The guy walks over and says, " Howdy, what you guys doin?"
Bush answers, "we're planning World War III."
The guy says, "Really, what;s going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Arabs and one bicycle repairman."
The guy exclaims, "Why on earth would you want to kill a bicycle repairman?"
Bush turns to Powell and says, "see? I told you no one would give a shit about 10 Million Arabs."
A guy walks in and asks the barman "Isn't that Bush and Powell?" The barman answers "Yep, that's them."
The guy walks over and says, " Howdy, what you guys doin?"
Bush answers, "we're planning World War III."
The guy says, "Really, what;s going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Arabs and one bicycle repairman."
The guy exclaims, "Why on earth would you want to kill a bicycle repairman?"
Bush turns to Powell and says, "see? I told you no one would give a shit about 10 Million Arabs."
