Washing
Feb 22nd 2006, 7:09 am
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A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.
"Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband asked.
"Shh!" said the bride "All the neighbors will know what we're about to do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we'll have to ask each other in code. For example, how about asking, 'Have you left the washing machine door open' instead?"
So, the following night, the husband asks, "I don't suppose you left the washing machine door open, did you?"
"No, I definitely shut it," replied the wife who rolled over and fell asleep.
When she woke up however, she was feeling a little frisky herself and she nudged her husband and said, "I think I did leave the washing machine door open after all. Would you like to do some washing?"
"No, thanks," said the husband. "It was only a small load so I did it by hand."
"Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband asked.
"Shh!" said the bride "All the neighbors will know what we're about to do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we'll have to ask each other in code. For example, how about asking, 'Have you left the washing machine door open' instead?"
So, the following night, the husband asks, "I don't suppose you left the washing machine door open, did you?"
"No, I definitely shut it," replied the wife who rolled over and fell asleep.
When she woke up however, she was feeling a little frisky herself and she nudged her husband and said, "I think I did leave the washing machine door open after all. Would you like to do some washing?"
"No, thanks," said the husband. "It was only a small load so I did it by hand."
Feb 22nd 2006, 7:51 am
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Re: Washing
Originally Posted by WendyC
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.
"Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband asked.
"Shh!" said the bride "All the neighbors will know what we're about to do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we'll have to ask each other in code. For example, how about asking, 'Have you left the washing machine door open' instead?"
So, the following night, the husband asks, "I don't suppose you left the washing machine door open, did you?"
"No, I definitely shut it," replied the wife who rolled over and fell asleep.
When she woke up however, she was feeling a little frisky herself and she nudged her husband and said, "I think I did leave the washing machine door open after all. Would you like to do some washing?"
"No, thanks," said the husband. "It was only a small load so I did it by hand."
"Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband asked.
"Shh!" said the bride "All the neighbors will know what we're about to do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we'll have to ask each other in code. For example, how about asking, 'Have you left the washing machine door open' instead?"
So, the following night, the husband asks, "I don't suppose you left the washing machine door open, did you?"
"No, I definitely shut it," replied the wife who rolled over and fell asleep.
When she woke up however, she was feeling a little frisky herself and she nudged her husband and said, "I think I did leave the washing machine door open after all. Would you like to do some washing?"
"No, thanks," said the husband. "It was only a small load so I did it by hand."
Feb 22nd 2006, 8:46 am
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Re: Washing
Sounds familiar....but don't let the wife know eh??? 
Feb 22nd 2006, 8:46 am
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Re: Washing
Damn .........did that come loud ????
Feb 22nd 2006, 8:48 am
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Re: Washing
Originally Posted by BRICKY ADE
Damn .........did that come loud ????
Too much info
Feb 22nd 2006, 8:51 am
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Re: Washing
Sssssshhhhhhh then Wendy.......its just between us two ....OK??
Feb 22nd 2006, 8:53 am
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Re: Washing
Originally Posted by BRICKY ADE
Sssssshhhhhhh then Wendy.......its just between us two ....OK??
Feb 22nd 2006, 8:56 am
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Re: Washing
PMSL......3 of us
Feb 22nd 2006, 8:57 am
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Re: Washing
Originally Posted by hilary6
PMSL......3 of us
Are you laughing at the joke or ADE
Sorry ADE I forgot I was not supposed to say anything
Feb 22nd 2006, 9:00 am
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Re: Washing
Originally Posted by WendyC
Are you laughing at the joke or ADE
Sorry ADE I forgot I was not supposed to say anything
Sorry ADE I forgot I was not supposed to say anything
FOR FAX SAKE Wendy ....keep it SHTUM.....ya sing like a bleedin canary a lately
Feb 22nd 2006, 9:01 am
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Re: Washing
Does anybody like my new avator 
Feb 22nd 2006, 9:01 am
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Re: Washing
Originally Posted by BRICKY ADE
FOR FAX SAKE Wendy ....keep it SHTUM.....ya sing like a bleedin canary a lately
Hehe, sooooooorrrrrrrrryyyyy
Feb 22nd 2006, 9:08 am
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Re: Washing
Originally Posted by Margaret2
Does anybody like my new avator
PMSL Margaret
Feb 22nd 2006, 9:22 am
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Re: Washing
Originally Posted by hilary6
PMSL Margaret
Glad you like it
, nobody will be able to tell us apart now
