the ultimate chain letter for men
Mar 5th 2006, 10:57 pm
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the ultimate chain letter for men
At last - decent chain letter as opposed to the normal and stupid chain letters or pyramid schemes. This one costs nothing, and you can only win. Simply send this email to six (6) of your mates or work colleagues.
INSTRUCTIONS
Anesthetize your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton (don't forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top of your list.
Soon your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive 823,542 women through the post.
Statistically, among those women will be at least:
- 0.5 miss worlds
- 2.5 models
- 463 wild nymphos
- 3,234 good-looking nymphos
- 20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms
- 41,743 bi-sexual women.
In total, that is 65,641 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to you.
DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER
One bloke, for example, who sent the letter to only five instead of six of his friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial expression on her face.
On the same day, the international supermodel he'd been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter).
While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 5th place above me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from exhaustion. Outside his ward are another 452 packages.
YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS EMAIL
This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life!
No expensive meals out, and no lengthy conversations about trivialities (that only interest women) just so that you can screw her. No further obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or engagement.
Do not hesitate... send this letter today to six of your best friends or work colleagues NOW!
PS. Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum cleaner.
PPS. This letter may also be copied to women you know so that they can prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake.
INSTRUCTIONS
Anesthetize your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton (don't forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top of your list.
Soon your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive 823,542 women through the post.
Statistically, among those women will be at least:
- 0.5 miss worlds
- 2.5 models
- 463 wild nymphos
- 3,234 good-looking nymphos
- 20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms
- 41,743 bi-sexual women.
In total, that is 65,641 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to you.
DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER
One bloke, for example, who sent the letter to only five instead of six of his friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial expression on her face.
On the same day, the international supermodel he'd been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter).
While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 5th place above me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from exhaustion. Outside his ward are another 452 packages.
YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS EMAIL
This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life!
No expensive meals out, and no lengthy conversations about trivialities (that only interest women) just so that you can screw her. No further obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or engagement.
Do not hesitate... send this letter today to six of your best friends or work colleagues NOW!
PS. Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum cleaner.
PPS. This letter may also be copied to women you know so that they can prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake.
Mar 5th 2006, 11:04 pm
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Re: the ultimate chain letter for men
Originally Posted by furkew
At last - decent chain letter as opposed to the normal and stupid chain letters or pyramid schemes. This one costs nothing, and you can only win. Simply send this email to six (6) of your mates or work colleagues.
INSTRUCTIONS
Anesthetize your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton (don't forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top of your list.
Soon your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive 823,542 women through the post.
Statistically, among those women will be at least:
- 0.5 miss worlds
- 2.5 models
- 463 wild nymphos
- 3,234 good-looking nymphos
- 20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms
- 41,743 bi-sexual women.
In total, that is 65,641 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to you.
DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER
One bloke, for example, who sent the letter to only five instead of six of his friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial expression on her face.
On the same day, the international supermodel he'd been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter).
While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 5th place above me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from exhaustion. Outside his ward are another 452 packages.
YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS EMAIL
This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life!
No expensive meals out, and no lengthy conversations about trivialities (that only interest women) just so that you can screw her. No further obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or engagement.
Do not hesitate... send this letter today to six of your best friends or work colleagues NOW!
PS. Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum cleaner.
PPS. This letter may also be copied to women you know so that they can prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake.
INSTRUCTIONS
Anesthetize your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton (don't forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top of your list.
Soon your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive 823,542 women through the post.
Statistically, among those women will be at least:
- 0.5 miss worlds
- 2.5 models
- 463 wild nymphos
- 3,234 good-looking nymphos
- 20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms
- 41,743 bi-sexual women.
In total, that is 65,641 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to you.
DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER
One bloke, for example, who sent the letter to only five instead of six of his friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial expression on her face.
On the same day, the international supermodel he'd been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter).
While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 5th place above me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from exhaustion. Outside his ward are another 452 packages.
YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS EMAIL
This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life!
No expensive meals out, and no lengthy conversations about trivialities (that only interest women) just so that you can screw her. No further obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or engagement.
Do not hesitate... send this letter today to six of your best friends or work colleagues NOW!
PS. Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum cleaner.
PPS. This letter may also be copied to women you know so that they can prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake.
There must be a female version
Mar 5th 2006, 11:07 pm
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Re: the ultimate chain letter for men
Originally Posted by hilary6
Brilliant!!
There must be a female version
There must be a female version
Post off you fella. DO NOT include a return address as you will end up with 823,542 men on your doorstep :scared:
Mar 5th 2006, 11:11 pm
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Re: the ultimate chain letter for men
Originally Posted by WendyC
Yes here it is.
Post off you fella. DO NOT include a return address as you will end up with 823,542 men on your doorstep :scared:
Post off you fella. DO NOT include a return address as you will end up with 823,542 men on your doorstep :scared:
Statistically, among those women will be at least:
- 0.5 miss worlds (mr universe)
- 2.5 models
- 463 wild nymphos (male nympho ?)
- 3,234 good-looking nymphos
- 20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms (I doubt it)
- 41,743 bi-sexual women. (bi sexual men. painful !)
Mar 5th 2006, 11:19 pm
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Re: the ultimate chain letter for men
Originally Posted by furkew
but will the statistics be the same ?
Statistically, among those women will be at least:
- 0.5 miss worlds (mr universe)
- 2.5 models
- 463 wild nymphos (male nympho ?)
- 3,234 good-looking nymphos
- 20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms (I doubt it)
- 41,743 bi-sexual women. (bi sexual men. painful !)
Statistically, among those women will be at least:
- 0.5 miss worlds (mr universe)
- 2.5 models
- 463 wild nymphos (male nympho ?)
- 3,234 good-looking nymphos
- 20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms (I doubt it)
- 41,743 bi-sexual women. (bi sexual men. painful !)
0.5 really nice, genuine, generous, funny, good looking etc blokes (What can you do with half a man
I'd get the top half BTW)2.5 - Wanna be models. I'd have to fight for the bathroom
463 - gay men. ( no good to me!!
)3234 - guys who THINK they are good looking studs, but in reality are ugly and no good.
20198 - who enjoy multiple orgasms, but don't care if you do
41743 - Ugly, good for nothing, lazy asses (already have one ta.
)
Mar 5th 2006, 11:23 pm
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Re: the ultimate chain letter for men
[QUOTE=WendyC]No it'd be something like this:
0.5 really nice, genuine, generous, funny, good looking etc blokes (What can you do with half a man I'd get the top half BTW)
I think that this estimate is a bit on the high side.
0.5 really nice, genuine, generous, funny, good looking etc blokes (What can you do with half a man
I'd get the top half BTW)I think that this estimate is a bit on the high side.
