'TV in the bedroom halves your sex life'
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sat nights - as long as i could still see the telly when match of the day was on, i wasnt bothered - now all i get is 'russian dolls' on sbs...
sat nights - as long as i could still see the telly when match of the day was on, i wasnt bothered - now all i get is 'russian dolls' on sbs...
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Originally Posted by joeyballantyne
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sat nights - as long as i could still see the telly when match of the day was on, i wasnt bothered - now all i get is 'russian dolls' on sbs...
sat nights - as long as i could still see the telly when match of the day was on, i wasnt bothered - now all i get is 'russian dolls' on sbs...
It depends on the size of your t.v though?
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Originally Posted by Gold Coaster
It depends on the size of your t.v though? ![Wink](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif)
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and what you are watching!!!!!
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and what you are watching!!!!! ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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Originally Posted by Biddy
And whether you can balance on it.
or swing from it
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Pfft, tv/dvd doubles my sex life since Im a lazy bugger. We go to bed and my foreplay is a porn dvd. I tell you, just before I start to fall asleep, she wants me..... TA DA....
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Originally Posted by Luke I Amyofath
Pfft, tv/dvd doubles my sex life since Im a lazy bugger. We go to bed and my foreplay is a porn dvd. I tell you, just before I start to fall asleep, she wants me..... TA DA.... ![Wink](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif)
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i havent had my breakfast yet mate
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Originally Posted by Luke I Amyofath
havent had yer oats yet ya mean
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no mate - think i'll just watch the tv instead!!
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Originally Posted by Rooksie
no mate - think i'll just watch the tv instead!! ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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I thought size didn't matter, its how you switch it on.
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Originally Posted by Luke I Amyofath
youre getting up late anyway ya lazy bugger
be wise!!!! i dropped kids at school and been shoppin and only just got chance for my eggy soldiers
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Originally Posted by joeyballantyne
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sat nights - as long as i could still see the telly when match of the day was on, i wasnt bothered - now all i get is 'russian dolls' on sbs...
sat nights - as long as i could still see the telly when match of the day was on, i wasnt bothered - now all i get is 'russian dolls' on sbs...
Yay!!!
Im off to buy a dozen tvs.......
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Originally Posted by tiredwithtwins
Yay!!!
Im off to buy a dozen tvs.......
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Im off to buy a dozen tvs.......
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Me too, what with painting, de-cluttering, filling out forms, finishing a college course, phoning people for stuff, organising hubby to do car boot sales, selling stuff on e-bay, time on BE, looking after 3 kids, husband, house and 2 cats I just aint got time for any of that nonsense
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Originally Posted by joeyballantyne
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sat nights - as long as i could still see the telly when match of the day was on, i wasnt bothered - now all i get is 'russian dolls' on sbs...
sat nights - as long as i could still see the telly when match of the day was on, i wasnt bothered - now all i get is 'russian dolls' on sbs...
Yeah but it makes it so much more interesting
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