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eddie007 Sep 29th 2013 12:19 am

. Tom Cruise
 
Would you?









I wouldn't

Would rather shag a ranga

commonwealth Sep 29th 2013 12:21 am

Re: . Tom Cruise
 
Most gays i know hate him.

commonwealth Sep 29th 2013 12:23 am

Re: . Tom Cruise
 
But i wouldnt mind a shag if its a nice willy and he doest force me into scientology

brissybee Sep 29th 2013 12:26 am

Re: . Tom Cruise
 
No way...

I'd be afraid every encounter would begin "with you shortly."

eddie007 Sep 29th 2013 12:32 am

Re: . Tom Cruise
 
Being forced to listen to "Oblivion" on the Dvdgoggleboxthingy.

UUUUUURRRRGHHHHHHH:frown:

brissybee Sep 29th 2013 12:35 am

Re: . Tom Cruise
 

Originally Posted by eddie007 (Post 10922675)
Being forced to listen to "Oblivion" on the Dvdgoggleboxthingy.

UUUUUURRRRGHHHHHHH:frown:

Least you haven't got that Matthew McConaughey on the box. I wouldn't do that either.

eddie007 Sep 29th 2013 12:47 am

Re: . Tom Cruise
 

Originally Posted by brissybee (Post 10922678)
Least you haven't got that Matthew McConaughey on the box. I wouldn't do that either.

But the litmus test is whether Cum On Wealth would????

Would you?

moneypenny20 Sep 29th 2013 1:13 am

Re: . Tom Cruise
 
They are both revolting but Cruise really repulses me.

RedT Sep 29th 2013 1:57 pm

Re: . Tom Cruise
 

Originally Posted by eddie007 (Post 10922652)
Would you?









I wouldn't

Would rather shag a ranga

It's a sad day for redheads when it's preferable to shag one rather than Tom Cruise, it's not a disease! *flounces*

:p

scottishcelts Sep 29th 2013 2:00 pm

Re: . Tom Cruise
 

Originally Posted by eddie007 (Post 10922652)
Would you?









I wouldn't

Would rather shag a ranga



Years ago, yes. Not now though, his weirdness is too overpowering.

He still looks good for his age though. What has he done with his life? He's ruined everything. All he has left is money.

eddie007 Sep 29th 2013 2:25 pm

Re: . Tom Cruise
 

Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 10923324)
Years ago, yes. Not now though, his weirdness is too overpowering.

He still looks good for his age though. What has he done with his life? He's ruined everything. All he has left is money.

HE HAS MONEY??? NO ONE TOLD ME THIS!!!!!!

This may change everything.....

NOT:sneaky:

As for the rang a thing... I meant an ape ...not a red head....

Honest;)

eddie007 Sep 29th 2013 4:16 pm

Re: . Tom Cruise
 

Originally Posted by eddie007 (Post 10923338)
HE HAS MONEY??? NO ONE TOLD ME THIS!!!!!!

This may change everything.....

NOT:sneaky:

As for the rang a thing... I meant an ape ...not a red head....

Honest;)

My grand baby miss mophie gruffalo is a ranga


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