Toilet talk
Mar 3rd 2006, 9:02 pm
#1
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Toilet talk
I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of which one was already occupied.
So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down. A voice came from the cubicle next to me "Hello mate, how're you going?"
I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied "Yeah, not too bad thanks..."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to mate?"
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to say, I replied "Umm, I'm just having a quick crap... how about yourself?"
I then heard the voice for the third time: "Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some dickhead in the loo next to me answering everything I say......"
So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down. A voice came from the cubicle next to me "Hello mate, how're you going?"
I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied "Yeah, not too bad thanks..."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to mate?"
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to say, I replied "Umm, I'm just having a quick crap... how about yourself?"
I then heard the voice for the third time: "Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some dickhead in the loo next to me answering everything I say......"
Mar 3rd 2006, 9:03 pm
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Posts: 5,940
Re: Toilet talk
Originally Posted by gedge
I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of which one was already occupied.
So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down. A voice came from the cubicle next to me "Hello mate, how're you going?"
I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied "Yeah, not too bad thanks..."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to mate?"
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to say, I replied "Umm, I'm just having a quick crap... how about yourself?"
I then heard the voice for the third time: "Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some dickhead in the loo next to me answering everything I say......"
So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down. A voice came from the cubicle next to me "Hello mate, how're you going?"
I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied "Yeah, not too bad thanks..."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to mate?"
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to say, I replied "Umm, I'm just having a quick crap... how about yourself?"
I then heard the voice for the third time: "Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some dickhead in the loo next to me answering everything I say......"
Mar 3rd 2006, 9:05 pm
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Posts: 23,400
Re: Toilet talk
Originally Posted by gedge
I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of which one was already occupied.
So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down. A voice came from the cubicle next to me "Hello mate, how're you going?"
I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied "Yeah, not too bad thanks..."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to mate?"
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to say, I replied "Umm, I'm just having a quick crap... how about yourself?"
I then heard the voice for the third time: "Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some dickhead in the loo next to me answering everything I say......"
So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down. A voice came from the cubicle next to me "Hello mate, how're you going?"
I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied "Yeah, not too bad thanks..."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to mate?"
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to say, I replied "Umm, I'm just having a quick crap... how about yourself?"
I then heard the voice for the third time: "Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some dickhead in the loo next to me answering everything I say......"
Mar 3rd 2006, 9:14 pm
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Joined: Jul 2004
Posts: 12,063
Re: Toilet talk
Originally Posted by gedge
I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of which one was already occupied.
So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down. A voice came from the cubicle next to me "Hello mate, how're you going?"
I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied "Yeah, not too bad thanks..."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to mate?"
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to say, I replied "Umm, I'm just having a quick crap... how about yourself?"
I then heard the voice for the third time: "Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some dickhead in the loo next to me answering everything I say......"
So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down. A voice came from the cubicle next to me "Hello mate, how're you going?"
I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied "Yeah, not too bad thanks..."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to mate?"
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to say, I replied "Umm, I'm just having a quick crap... how about yourself?"
I then heard the voice for the third time: "Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some dickhead in the loo next to me answering everything I say......"
Mar 3rd 2006, 9:22 pm
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Re: Toilet talk
Originally Posted by gedge
I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of which one was already occupied.
So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down. A voice came from the cubicle next to me "Hello mate, how're you going?"
I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied "Yeah, not too bad thanks..."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to mate?"
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to say, I replied "Umm, I'm just having a quick crap... how about yourself?"
I then heard the voice for the third time: "Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some dickhead in the loo next to me answering everything I say......"
So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down. A voice came from the cubicle next to me "Hello mate, how're you going?"
I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied "Yeah, not too bad thanks..."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to mate?"
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to say, I replied "Umm, I'm just having a quick crap... how about yourself?"
I then heard the voice for the third time: "Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some dickhead in the loo next to me answering everything I say......"
Mar 3rd 2006, 9:43 pm
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Location: Liverpool
Posts: 141
Re: Toilet talk
Originally Posted by gedge
I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of which one was already occupied.
So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down. A voice came from the cubicle next to me "Hello mate, how're you going?"
I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied "Yeah, not too bad thanks..."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to mate?"
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to say, I replied "Umm, I'm just having a quick crap... how about yourself?"
I then heard the voice for the third time: "Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some dickhead in the loo next to me answering everything I say......"
So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down. A voice came from the cubicle next to me "Hello mate, how're you going?"
I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied "Yeah, not too bad thanks..."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to mate?"
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to say, I replied "Umm, I'm just having a quick crap... how about yourself?"
I then heard the voice for the third time: "Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some dickhead in the loo next to me answering everything I say......"
Mar 4th 2006, 12:54 am
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Re: Toilet talk
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Mar 4th 2006, 1:40 am
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Ok this isn't so bad
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Re: Toilet talk
On the foor wetting myself by now! Class!!
Cheers
Ginny
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Mar 4th 2006, 3:40 am
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Re: Toilet talk
Originally Posted by gedge
I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of which one was already occupied.
So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down. A voice came from the cubicle next to me "Hello mate, how're you going?"
I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied "Yeah, not too bad thanks..."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to mate?"
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to say, I replied "Umm, I'm just having a quick crap... how about yourself?"
I then heard the voice for the third time: "Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some dickhead in the loo next to me answering everything I say......"
So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down. A voice came from the cubicle next to me "Hello mate, how're you going?"
I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied "Yeah, not too bad thanks..."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to mate?"
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to say, I replied "Umm, I'm just having a quick crap... how about yourself?"
I then heard the voice for the third time: "Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some dickhead in the loo next to me answering everything I say......"
Mar 4th 2006, 4:16 am
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Re: Toilet talk
pmsl - nice onethought you was going to say it was George Michael
