Today is National Sympathy Free Day
Mar 3rd 2012, 5:52 am
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Barbie with some friends this arvo... But nowt now... Need to try and get a kip... But HE wants help sorting the garage... And of course there is shopping to do, because it IS afterall a public holiday and coles n woolies will be closed for all of a day and the whole world will go mad stocking up like its armagheddon ! 
Hateshopping.com butbHAVE to go with HIM coz I wont get my Lurpak if I don't ... HE says its an extravagence... But I tell HIM its only extravagent if HE makes the kids sandwiches with it... They can have the flora....
Hateshopping.com butbHAVE to go with HIM coz I wont get my Lurpak if I don't ... HE says its an extravagence... But I tell HIM its only extravagent if HE makes the kids sandwiches with it... They can have the flora....
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Mar 3rd 2012, 5:54 am
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Every day is sympathy free day at my house. Today I banged my shin on a piece of wood the old man left hanging off the edge of the deck. Now I have a great big bruise on my shin and all he can say is "You should have watched where you were going". Um, maybe he shouldn't put things in my way! He knows that without my glasses I am functionally blind, so even if I was watching where I was going I wouldn't have been able to see it!
See.. Been practicing all day and I'm getting much better at it.. You put a bag of frozen peas on the bruising?
Well WTF is everyone meant to eat for dinner if you used the frozn peas????
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Mar 3rd 2012, 5:54 am
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Mar 3rd 2012, 6:05 am
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Ive just this minute finished the housework and my night of non sleep has now caught up with me as has my period pain. I mentioned this to the kelpie and the red heeler (dog sitting) in the garden and both of the boys (dogs) laughed at me and told me 'period pain? that's just an excuse to eat chocolate and drink wine'
Now I know dogs dont technically talk but these two do and they are on the sympathy free zone as well.
So now I am drinking iced peach tea and contemplating what to do next, which will probably be nothing except have a snooze. That is my exciting life.
Now I know dogs dont technically talk but these two do and they are on the sympathy free zone as well.
So now I am drinking iced peach tea and contemplating what to do next, which will probably be nothing except have a snooze. That is my exciting life.
Mar 3rd 2012, 6:07 am
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Ive just this minute finished the housework and my night of non sleep has now caught up with me as has my period pain. I mentioned this to the kelpie and the red heeler (dog sitting) in the garden and both of the boys (dogs) laughed at me and told me 'period pain? that's just an excuse to eat chocolate and drink wine'
Now I know dogs dont technically talk but these two do and they are on the sympathy free zone as well.
So now I am drinking iced peach tea and contemplating what to do next, which will probably be nothing except have a snooze. That is my exciting life.
Now I know dogs dont technically talk but these two do and they are on the sympathy free zone as well.
So now I am drinking iced peach tea and contemplating what to do next, which will probably be nothing except have a snooze. That is my exciting life.
Housework is never FINISHED... Its life's fourth bridge!
Mar 3rd 2012, 6:25 am
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The hounds from hell are arguing over an apple...
What is it with dogs... do they look at the clock and think to themselves... Oh goodie, half three, time for a little fight... Then we'll have a siesta...then a swim then a walk then dinner...then kips...
Mar 3rd 2012, 6:56 am
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Love dog fights, bear baiting, cok fighting and troll squishing... Tiz favourite hobbies of mine
The hounds from hell are arguing over an apple...
What is it with dogs... do they look at the clock and think to themselves... Oh goodie, half three, time for a little fight... Then we'll have a siesta...then a swim then a walk then dinner...then kips...
The hounds from hell are arguing over an apple...
What is it with dogs... do they look at the clock and think to themselves... Oh goodie, half three, time for a little fight... Then we'll have a siesta...then a swim then a walk then dinner...then kips...
Im so sleepy, I am in danger of falling asleep in the garden and after my housework olympics I have gone from flushed red to very pale - I think I need some maltesers and red wine, in fact I am sure I do.
Mar 3rd 2012, 7:34 am
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On my second glass of wine. Still in pain but don't care any more.
Mar 3rd 2012, 10:25 am
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I cant drink because HE has gone out for a night out with the girls and I am designated taxi service... Lets just hope that this time HE isnt so drunk HE cant tell menwhere they actually are and I dont have to spend an hour driving round kwinana at 2 in the bloody morning looking for them!
Mar 3rd 2012, 11:27 am
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I cant drink because HE has gone out for a night out with the girls and I am designated taxi service... Lets just hope that this time HE isnt so drunk HE cant tell menwhere they actually are and I dont have to spend an hour driving round kwinana at 2 in the bloody morning looking for them!
Mar 3rd 2012, 11:29 am
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Hope the silly bugger remembered to fill it in before HE left
Mar 3rd 2012, 11:39 am
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Last time HE had a mobile phone with HIM... It ran out ofnbattery due to the hour HE spent trying to give me directions to somewhe HE wasnt.... Tonight HE is wearing a T shirt with HIS name, address and please return to... If mailing interstate will pay COD....
Hope the silly bugger remembered to fill it in before HE left
Hope the silly bugger remembered to fill it in before HE left
excellent idea!!!
Mar 3rd 2012, 8:06 pm
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Did you find him????
Mar 4th 2012, 1:32 am
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