The Three Little Pigs
Sep 18th 2006, 10:25 am
#1
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The Three Little Pigs
The Three Little Pigs:
A teacher was reading the story of the Three
Little Pigs to her class of six year olds
.
She came to the part of the story where the
first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home.
She read, "and so the pig went up to the man
with the wheelbarrow
full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have
some of that straw to build my house?"
The teacher paused......then asked the class: "
And what do
you think the man said?"
One little boy raised his hand and said very
matter-of-factly
"I think the
man would have said: "Well, F* uck me! A talking
pig!"
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes
A teacher was reading the story of the Three
Little Pigs to her class of six year olds
.
She came to the part of the story where the
first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home.
She read, "and so the pig went up to the man
with the wheelbarrow
full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have
some of that straw to build my house?"
The teacher paused......then asked the class: "
And what do
you think the man said?"
One little boy raised his hand and said very
matter-of-factly
"I think the
man would have said: "Well, F* uck me! A talking
pig!"
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes
Sep 18th 2006, 10:35 am
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Re: The Three Little Pigs
Originally Posted by biggy
The Three Little Pigs:
A teacher was reading the story of the Three
Little Pigs to her class of six year olds
.
She came to the part of the story where the
first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home.
She read, "and so the pig went up to the man
with the wheelbarrow
full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have
some of that straw to build my house?"
The teacher paused......then asked the class: "
And what do
you think the man said?"
One little boy raised his hand and said very
matter-of-factly
"I think the
man would have said: "Well, F* uck me! A talking
pig!"
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes
A teacher was reading the story of the Three
Little Pigs to her class of six year olds
.
She came to the part of the story where the
first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home.
She read, "and so the pig went up to the man
with the wheelbarrow
full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have
some of that straw to build my house?"
The teacher paused......then asked the class: "
And what do
you think the man said?"
One little boy raised his hand and said very
matter-of-factly
"I think the
man would have said: "Well, F* uck me! A talking
pig!"
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes
PMSL kids say the most funniest of things.
Mandy
Sep 18th 2006, 11:59 am
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Re: The Three Little Pigs
Brilliant 
