Thread Hijacking
Feb 3rd 2008, 2:16 am
#31
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And that Stevo was organising a Camel Toe Convention, but again it could be a rumour.
I also heard that Aston Man was giving banana boat rides on his todger and TimberFloor was assisting in this.
But of course this could be gossip......
I also heard that Aston Man was giving banana boat rides on his todger and TimberFloor was assisting in this.
But of course this could be gossip......
Feb 3rd 2008, 2:19 am
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Re: Thread Hijacking
Feb 3rd 2008, 2:24 am
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Feb 3rd 2008, 2:33 am
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You need to cheer yourself up with planning some sweet revenge for your last day at work for the bully
Feb 3rd 2008, 2:51 am
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Bugger you will never guess whats happened just now.
I went to the loo and the bloody chain wont flush properly, so I did the old trick of pouring boiling water from the kettle and the bloody plastic thing on the kettle has gone down the loo and flushed away.
Meanwhile, the 'culprit' will still not flush and Im about to pour more water down there to try and 'force' it up the u-bend. I need to do this before Mr PP wakes up.
It is the size of a small submarine and will not flush. Sweet Jesus if it aint one thing its another.
Feb 3rd 2008, 2:53 am
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I finish on 29th Feb.
Bugger you will never guess whats happened just now.
I went to the loo and the bloody chain wont flush properly, so I did the old trick of pouring boiling water from the kettle and the bloody plastic thing on the kettle has gone down the loo and flushed away.
Meanwhile, the 'culprit' will still not flush and Im about to pour more water down there to try and 'force' it up the u-bend. I need to do this before Mr PP wakes up.
It is the size of a small submarine and will not flush. Sweet Jesus if it aint one thing its another.
Bugger you will never guess whats happened just now.
I went to the loo and the bloody chain wont flush properly, so I did the old trick of pouring boiling water from the kettle and the bloody plastic thing on the kettle has gone down the loo and flushed away.
Meanwhile, the 'culprit' will still not flush and Im about to pour more water down there to try and 'force' it up the u-bend. I need to do this before Mr PP wakes up.
It is the size of a small submarine and will not flush. Sweet Jesus if it aint one thing its another.
Ooooooooo..you mean many other things go up over the U bend???.....submarines, luxury cruise liners, fishing fleet,......
You need some Califig PP!!
Feb 3rd 2008, 2:56 am
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Feb 3rd 2008, 2:58 am
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I finish on 29th Feb.
Bugger you will never guess whats happened just now.
I went to the loo and the bloody chain wont flush properly, so I did the old trick of pouring boiling water from the kettle and the bloody plastic thing on the kettle has gone down the loo and flushed away.
Meanwhile, the 'culprit' will still not flush and Im about to pour more water down there to try and 'force' it up the u-bend. I need to do this before Mr PP wakes up.
It is the size of a small submarine and will not flush. Sweet Jesus if it aint one thing its another.
Bugger you will never guess whats happened just now.
I went to the loo and the bloody chain wont flush properly, so I did the old trick of pouring boiling water from the kettle and the bloody plastic thing on the kettle has gone down the loo and flushed away.
Meanwhile, the 'culprit' will still not flush and Im about to pour more water down there to try and 'force' it up the u-bend. I need to do this before Mr PP wakes up.
It is the size of a small submarine and will not flush. Sweet Jesus if it aint one thing its another.
Sometimes, covering the offending article with loo paper helps. When you flush the loo, it creates a sort of vacuum and the log is sucked down. Failing that, pour some bleach on it and disolve it.
Feb 3rd 2008, 3:01 am
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Feb 3rd 2008, 3:06 am
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Deny deny.....or tell him Gordon did it......
Feb 3rd 2008, 3:12 am
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Guys its enormous and it wont go.
Richard III is peaking up from my U-bend. Mr PP knows its me as hes heard me stomping to and from the bathroom and flushing kettles of water.
2 industrial strength bleach tablets are down there but its refusing to die. I think its human
I need to get rid, I might hire a hitman (shitman).
Richard III is peaking up from my U-bend. Mr PP knows its me as hes heard me stomping to and from the bathroom and flushing kettles of water.
2 industrial strength bleach tablets are down there but its refusing to die. I think its human
I need to get rid, I might hire a hitman (shitman).
Feb 3rd 2008, 3:12 am
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