For those who have sons & those who are happy that they don't...
Dec 18th 2008, 7:55 am
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Dec 18th 2008, 7:56 am
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Dec 18th 2008, 7:58 am
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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like:-
1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 200 m2 house to a depth of 10 cm.
2. If you spray hair spray on dust balls and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 20 Kg boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint tin, to spread paint on all four walls of a 6m x 6m room.
5. You should not throw cricket balls up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a cricket ball a long way.
6. The glass in windows (even double-glazed) doesn't stop a cricket ball hit by a ceiling fan.
7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
8. Brake fluid mixed with bleach makes smoke, and lots of it.
9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies,
10.Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy.
11.Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12.Super glue is forever.
13.No matter how many jelly crystals you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
14.Pool filters do not like jelly crystals.
15.VCR's do not eject 'BL&T' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
16.Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17.Marbles in petrol tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18.You probably DO NOT want to know what that smell is.
19.Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
20.The fire department in Brisbane, Qld, has a 5-minute response time.
21.The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
22.It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23.Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
80% of Men who read this will try mixing the bleach and brake fluid.
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1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 200 m2 house to a depth of 10 cm.
2. If you spray hair spray on dust balls and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 20 Kg boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint tin, to spread paint on all four walls of a 6m x 6m room.
5. You should not throw cricket balls up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a cricket ball a long way.
6. The glass in windows (even double-glazed) doesn't stop a cricket ball hit by a ceiling fan.
7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
8. Brake fluid mixed with bleach makes smoke, and lots of it.
9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies,
10.Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy.
11.Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12.Super glue is forever.
13.No matter how many jelly crystals you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
14.Pool filters do not like jelly crystals.
15.VCR's do not eject 'BL&T' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
16.Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17.Marbles in petrol tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18.You probably DO NOT want to know what that smell is.
19.Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
20.The fire department in Brisbane, Qld, has a 5-minute response time.
21.The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
22.It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23.Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
80% of Men who read this will try mixing the bleach and brake fluid.
Johnnyyt
Dec 18th 2008, 9:11 am
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All possibly true - I've had 4 of them! Sons that is. 
Dec 18th 2008, 10:43 am
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We've got a son and at the minute we would be quiet happy to give him away, 
he's got the bad ass attitude going on... obviously we would wont him back when he's got over this phase, any takers?
(love him to bits really, he's just very trying at the minute !! )
he's got the bad ass attitude going on... obviously we would wont him back when he's got over this phase, any takers? (love him to bits really, he's just very trying at the minute !! )
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Dec 18th 2008, 4:35 pm
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Dec 18th 2008, 8:30 pm
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Reading made me giggle, thank you.
Dec 18th 2008, 8:50 pm
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Dec 18th 2008, 9:56 pm
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Humm brake fluid & bleach.........................................I'l l be right back
Dec 18th 2008, 10:03 pm
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