Things that seem great when drunk
Dec 21st 2007, 7:41 pm
#18
saoirse
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Re: Things that seem great when drunk
When drunk i think i am a pleasant, witty, sweet natured individual, suitably refreshed or merely "merry", when in fact i am really a steaming, obnoxious, foul mouthed, loud, farting, drunken sweaty oaf, and people around me are in fact laughing AT me.
Dec 21st 2007, 7:48 pm
#19
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Re: Things that seem great when drunk
i. Being pursued by the Ministry of Defence cops. Nipping in to the building, and mistakenly thinking that holding on to the door knob will prevent their entry.
(It does, but they can send a man around the back in minutes).
ii. Telling a member of the judicary that he has no relevance, nor command in the situation you've found yourself in.
(It does, but they can send a man around the back in minutes).
ii. Telling a member of the judicary that he has no relevance, nor command in the situation you've found yourself in.
