They speak english in london made me laugh..
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Only American would say that, such a intelligent bunch they are. ![ROFL](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/rofl.gif)
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Wassup geezers? Fancy a rosie lee? Look at the boat race on him.... Ger up the apple and pairs. You wearing a flute? I'm avin it.....
Londoners speak perfect English hey????
Londoners speak perfect English hey????
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Dog & Bone = Phone
Barnet fair = Hair
Apples & pears = Chairs
Jack & Danny = Fanny
Whistle & Flute = Suit
Tom & Dick = Sick
Deep Sea Diver = Fiver
Ruby Murrey = Curry
Just a few slang words that I know that Londoners like to say to confuse us foreigners, of course I would love to know more, if anybody can add to it.
Barnet fair = Hair
Apples & pears = Chairs
Jack & Danny = Fanny
Whistle & Flute = Suit
Tom & Dick = Sick
Deep Sea Diver = Fiver
Ruby Murrey = Curry
Just a few slang words that I know that Londoners like to say to confuse us foreigners, of course I would love to know more, if anybody can add to it.
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Those "stupid" Americans bailed your sorry asses out in WWII and now dictate your foreign policy. They say jump, you ask "how high?"
Now who's stupid?
Now who's stupid?
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Stupidity is evident everywhere..................
A couple of weeks ago while talking to a group of England fans in the pub they all asked me why I didn't stand up for the National anthem, when I told them I didn't feel in a nationalistic mood, the conversation started to get all serious and eventually I told them I was born in Iran............................
their response?
"You don't look like a terrorist"
"Is Bin Laden your mate then?"
Yeah, because Bin Laden is A; the only "terrorist" in the world, and B; he is Iranian!!
A couple of weeks ago while talking to a group of England fans in the pub they all asked me why I didn't stand up for the National anthem, when I told them I didn't feel in a nationalistic mood, the conversation started to get all serious and eventually I told them I was born in Iran............................
their response?
"You don't look like a terrorist"
"Is Bin Laden your mate then?"
Yeah, because Bin Laden is A; the only "terrorist" in the world, and B; he is Iranian!!
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