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Old Sep 16th 2010, 7:59 am
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Originally Posted by iamthecreaturefromuranus View Post
Yeah, caught that one after I posted....
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Old Sep 16th 2010, 8:01 am
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As a side note, the first time I saw a Muslim woman wearing a long black dress and full Burqa (in Hyde park about 10 years ago) I was tempted to reach for my light sabre....except it needed new batteries and I've been on the Dark Side ever since....
I will forever have Lord Vaders music in my head everytime I see that get-up from now on.
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Old Sep 16th 2010, 8:11 am
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Originally Posted by mohogony View Post
People in a public swimming pool in Melbounre have been banned from exposing their shoulders or thighs becasue it would offend muslims.

http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/local/7...im-pool-event/
Next we'll all have to be wearing a burqa just to keep the muslims happy.
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Next we'll all have to be wearing a burqa just to keep the muslims happy.
Oooohh, you nasty intolerant man, you.
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plus some what dangerous too as they must get bloody heavy when wet
It's lycra and no different to wearing a stinger suit when snorkelling in the tropics.
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A religion where you go to heaven if you strap explsoives to yourself and blow up innocent civilians but you go to hell if you wear a bikini in the pool.
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Old Sep 16th 2010, 8:15 am
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Originally Posted by iamthecreaturefromuranus View Post
Oooohh, you nasty intolerant man, you.
I'm getting more than intolerant with all this political correctness crap going around.
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Old Sep 16th 2010, 8:17 am
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I actually feel like going down to Dandenong pools now and doing a streak.
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Originally Posted by Deancm_MKII View Post
I actually feel like going down to Dandenong pools now and doing a streak.
Be sure to warn the poor souls first though.
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Old Sep 16th 2010, 11:46 am
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A religion where you go to heaven if you strap explsoives to yourself and blow up innocent civilians but you go to hell if you wear a bikini in the pool.
I actually bothered to google "muslim afterlife" after reading this, and I thank you for causing me to be enlightened by your innane comments, albeit tangentially.

Apparently, the only way to get to heaven in muslim faith immediately is to die fighting for God(Allah). If you die normally , car crash, electric chair, aids, whatever, then you are to lie in your grave until the day of reckoning. At the day of reckoning all the dead peoples rotting bodies are re-created back to normal and everyone is assessed for entry to heaven.

If you go to hell, as a muslim, you are there for some period but ultimately will end up in heaven. Non Muslims however dont do so well and are expected to be in hell for eternity. The counter to this is that Allah is ulitmately graceful and merciful and hell would eventually be empty.

I prefer this view to the catholic view of ultimate punishment.

Hell in muslim description has 7 doors , some may or may not be booby trapped.

I guess now I know this, I can recognize why so many suicide bombers talk about going to heaven - because its like the fast-track, everyone else has to wait in their graves for the "hour" to come. Heaven would be pretty empty I guess, and it does pose the question of where the supposed virgins are from when all the other dead people are supposed to be rotting in their graves.

Since all religion is mumbo jumbo make believe I guess you can build your own solutions to fill in the gaps and it wont matter much.
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I guess now I know this, I can recognize why so many suicide bombers talk about going to heaven - because its like the fast-track, everyone else has to wait in their graves for the "hour" to come. Heaven would be pretty empty I guess, and it does pose the question of where the supposed virgins are from when all the other dead people are supposed to be rotting in their graves.
http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/index.html#attacks

Keeps them off the streets I suppose.
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Originally Posted by DunRoaminTheUK View Post
As a side note, the first time I saw a Muslim woman wearing a long black dress and full Burqa (in Hyde park about 10 years ago) I was tempted to reach for my light sabre....except it needed new batteries and I've been on the Dark Side ever since....
- forever gonnae have that in my head now
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Originally Posted by scottishcelts View Post
- forever gonnae have that in my head now
New tune then

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Girls over 10 have to be fully covered....
i took my neighbours kids to the beach when i lived in tunisia, they swam in their clothes, dried off and walked home in the same clothes....the 'normal' muslim women never swam,theyd sit and watch the kids playing, at 14 the girls are not allowed to play/swim they have chores to do or look after the little kids.

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So Muslim wimmen go swimming in the full rig oot then?
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Just sat and watched all that

Catchy tune
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