Sweet jesus - the inlaws are coming for six weeks
Jun 11th 2009, 11:39 am
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Sweet jesus - the inlaws are coming for six weeks
*weeps quietly into his hands*
Missus: They're definitely coming. Have told them they'll need to chip in with electricity etc.
Me: ****!
Missus: And my mum says she has learned her lesson!
Me: ****!
Missus: They are coming for ages.
Me: Define 'ages'.
Missus: 9th dec - 18th jan
Me: And they'll be in this house during that entire period? They're not like, buggering off to Perth for five of those weeks?
Missus: At least it's over christmas so loads going on.
Me: Yea, a double homicide for starters ....
Missus: They're definitely coming. Have told them they'll need to chip in with electricity etc.
Me: ****!
Missus: And my mum says she has learned her lesson!
Me: ****!
Missus: They are coming for ages.
Me: Define 'ages'.
Missus: 9th dec - 18th jan
Me: And they'll be in this house during that entire period? They're not like, buggering off to Perth for five of those weeks?
Missus: At least it's over christmas so loads going on.
Me: Yea, a double homicide for starters ....
Jun 11th 2009, 11:41 am
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Re: Sweet jesus - the inlaws are coming for six weeks
We have just had a call to say the inlaws have booked for up for 3 weeks right after Christmas - I feel your pain!!
Jun 11th 2009, 11:44 am
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Re: Sweet jesus - the inlaws are coming for six weeks
*weeps quietly into his hands*
Missus: They're definitely coming. Have told them they'll need to chip in with electricity etc.
Me: ****!
Missus: And my mum says she has learned her lesson!
Me: ****!
Missus: They are coming for ages.
Me: Define 'ages'.
Missus: 9th dec - 18th jan
Me: And they'll be in this house during that entire period? They're not like, buggering off to Perth for five of those weeks?
Missus: At least it's over christmas so loads going on.
Me: Yea, a double homicide for starters ....
http://www.mybloggingblog.com/wp-con...rustration.jpg
Missus: They're definitely coming. Have told them they'll need to chip in with electricity etc.
Me: ****!
Missus: And my mum says she has learned her lesson!
Me: ****!
Missus: They are coming for ages.
Me: Define 'ages'.
Missus: 9th dec - 18th jan
Me: And they'll be in this house during that entire period? They're not like, buggering off to Perth for five of those weeks?
Missus: At least it's over christmas so loads going on.
Me: Yea, a double homicide for starters ....
http://www.mybloggingblog.com/wp-con...rustration.jpg
Jun 11th 2009, 11:45 am
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Re: Sweet jesus - the inlaws are coming for six weeks
*weeps quietly into his hands*
Missus: They're definitely coming. Have told them they'll need to chip in with electricity etc.
Me: ****!
Missus: And my mum says she has learned her lesson!
Me: ****!
Missus: They are coming for ages.
Me: Define 'ages'.
Missus: 9th dec - 18th jan
Me: And they'll be in this house during that entire period? They're not like, buggering off to Perth for five of those weeks?
Missus: At least it's over christmas so loads going on.
Me: Yea, a double homicide for starters ....
http://www.mybloggingblog.com/wp-con...rustration.jpg
Missus: They're definitely coming. Have told them they'll need to chip in with electricity etc.
Me: ****!
Missus: And my mum says she has learned her lesson!
Me: ****!
Missus: They are coming for ages.
Me: Define 'ages'.
Missus: 9th dec - 18th jan
Me: And they'll be in this house during that entire period? They're not like, buggering off to Perth for five of those weeks?
Missus: At least it's over christmas so loads going on.
Me: Yea, a double homicide for starters ....
http://www.mybloggingblog.com/wp-con...rustration.jpg
Jun 11th 2009, 11:49 am
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Re: Sweet jesus - the inlaws are coming for six weeks
One day with my MIL is like a month with Hannibal Lecter. She has me chewing my own tongue off inside ten minutes.
Jun 11th 2009, 11:52 am
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Re: Sweet jesus - the inlaws are coming for six weeks
*weeps quietly into his hands*
Missus: They're definitely coming. Have told them they'll need to chip in with electricity etc.
Me: ****!
Missus: And my mum says she has learned her lesson!
Me: ****!
Missus: They are coming for ages.
Me: Define 'ages'.
Missus: 9th dec - 18th jan
Me: And they'll be in this house during that entire period? They're not like, buggering off to Perth for five of those weeks?
Missus: At least it's over christmas so loads going on.
Me: Yea, a double homicide for starters ....
http://www.mybloggingblog.com/wp-con...rustration.jpg
Missus: They're definitely coming. Have told them they'll need to chip in with electricity etc.
Me: ****!
Missus: And my mum says she has learned her lesson!
Me: ****!
Missus: They are coming for ages.
Me: Define 'ages'.
Missus: 9th dec - 18th jan
Me: And they'll be in this house during that entire period? They're not like, buggering off to Perth for five of those weeks?
Missus: At least it's over christmas so loads going on.
Me: Yea, a double homicide for starters ....
http://www.mybloggingblog.com/wp-con...rustration.jpg
But 6 weeks! OMG!!!!
Still, you have 6 months to come up with an escape plan!
Jun 11th 2009, 11:52 am
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Re: Sweet jesus - the inlaws are coming for six weeks
But they've only just left swearing blind they would never come again You haven't been nice to them over Skype have you? 
My sympathies but I look forward to the blog entries
You haven't been nice to them over Skype have you? My sympathies but I look forward to the blog entries
Jun 11th 2009, 12:00 pm
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Re: Sweet jesus - the inlaws are coming for six weeks
You better start building the granny flat now then
Jun 11th 2009, 1:52 pm
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Re: Sweet jesus - the inlaws are coming for six weeks
Look on the bright side they are going to chip in for the electricity bill and are coming over for Christmas.Start right now putting up as many fairy lights,reindeers and snowmen that you can get your hands on.make it a mini blackpool.
Jun 11th 2009, 3:12 pm
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Re: Sweet jesus - the inlaws are coming for six weeks
6 weeks !?! Is that all ... try 6 MONTHS !!! then you can really have a moan
then you can really have a moan
Jun 11th 2009, 4:03 pm
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Re: Sweet jesus - the inlaws are coming for six weeks
*weeps quietly into his hands*
Missus: They're definitely coming. Have told them they'll need to chip in with electricity etc.
Me: ****!
Missus: And my mum says she has learned her lesson!
Me: ****!
Missus: They are coming for ages.
Me: Define 'ages'.
Missus: 9th dec - 18th jan
Me: And they'll be in this house during that entire period? They're not like, buggering off to Perth for five of those weeks?
Missus: At least it's over christmas so loads going on.
Me: Yea, a double homicide for starters ....
Missus: They're definitely coming. Have told them they'll need to chip in with electricity etc.
Me: ****!
Missus: And my mum says she has learned her lesson!
Me: ****!
Missus: They are coming for ages.
Me: Define 'ages'.
Missus: 9th dec - 18th jan
Me: And they'll be in this house during that entire period? They're not like, buggering off to Perth for five of those weeks?
Missus: At least it's over christmas so loads going on.
Me: Yea, a double homicide for starters ....
Christ !! run run run for the hills and dont spare the horses !!
Jun 11th 2009, 4:19 pm
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Re: Sweet jesus - the inlaws are coming for six weeks
Yer miserable load of g*!$
Jun 11th 2009, 4:45 pm
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Re: Sweet jesus - the inlaws are coming for six weeks
