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Old Feb 3rd 2011, 11:43 am
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Originally Posted by paulry View Post
Just to complete the mental image do you prefer to go shopping skirted or unskirted?
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Old Feb 3rd 2011, 1:41 pm
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Originally Posted by Kelli28 View Post
The fridges that try to cool down the whole store.

Blokes that stare at your arse when you have to bend over and reach things from the bottom of the trolley
Guilty as charged, t'was the highlight of my day ... a QLD summer has to have some perks ...
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Old Feb 3rd 2011, 1:49 pm
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Guilty as charged, t'was the highlight of my day ... a QLD summer has to have some perks ...
Might as well chuck me in the cell too
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Old Feb 3rd 2011, 1:51 pm
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Originally Posted by Kelli28 View Post
The fridges that try to cool down the whole store.

Blokes that stare at your arse when you have to bend over and reach things from the bottom of the trolley
It's very kind of you to provide some shade from the harsh light.
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Old Feb 3rd 2011, 1:57 pm
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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly View Post
Might as well chuck me in the cell too
I practically pogoed around Woolies today ... It's a wonder I remembered the dog food.
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Old Feb 3rd 2011, 2:04 pm
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I practically pogoed around Woolies today ... It's a wonder I remembered the dog food.
You can't practically pogo. To pogo, is, by its very nature, impractical. To prove my point, next time you are in Woolworths, open a carton of milk and drink from it whilst pogoing. A three litre bottle will be fun and should last the entire shop.
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Old Feb 3rd 2011, 2:08 pm
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Originally Posted by DeadVim View Post
I practically pogoed around Woolies today ... It's a wonder I remembered the dog food.
I think some of the checkout girls would have reminded you of the dog food
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Originally Posted by paulry View Post
Just to complete the mental image do you prefer to go shopping skirted or unskirted?
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Guilty as charged, t'was the highlight of my day ... a QLD summer has to have some perks ...
Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly View Post
Might as well chuck me in the cell too
Your all very very naughty!!

I bet you are the same ones that sit and look in the rear view mirrors too even when the lights have went green?

Originally Posted by alistairboyle View Post
It's very kind of you to provide some shade from the harsh light.
I knew it had some use!
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Old Feb 4th 2011, 12:22 am
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Originally Posted by brissybee View Post
You can't practically pogo. To pogo, is, by its very nature, impractical. To prove my point, next time you are in Woolworths, open a carton of milk and drink from it whilst pogoing. A three litre bottle will be fun and should last the entire shop.
Fair point, but, is it me or are shorts getting INcredibly short?

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I think some of the checkout girls would have reminded you of the dog food
That's not fair, I've not had a bad one yet, they all seem very nice around here

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I bet you are the same ones that sit and look in the rear view mirrors too even when the lights have went green?
I don't need a mirror to view rears, I just polish my toecaps.
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I don't usually take my pet to the supermarket.
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Old Feb 4th 2011, 9:36 pm
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Originally Posted by paulry View Post
Just to complete the mental image do you prefer to go shopping skirted or unskirted?
Lets see what this does for your "mental image" then
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Old Feb 4th 2011, 10:58 pm
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Lets see what this does for your "mental image" then
Really Iam, the lengths you went to to destroy that "mental image" are astonishing.

Does your OH know you borrowed her skirt?
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Originally Posted by paulry View Post
Really Iam, the lengths you went to to destroy that "mental image" are astonishing.

Does your OH know you borrowed her skirt?
Mate my legs aren't that good... or as smooth by the looks of it.
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Old Feb 5th 2011, 12:53 am
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Lets see what this does for your "mental image" then
And there she is looking for a big cock oooops i mean coke
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Old Feb 5th 2011, 5:11 am
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Lets see what this does for your "mental image" then
She's shoplifting. Call the police.
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