Cleopatra

here we go:

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need
some silliness to break up the day.. If we are honest, we have a lot
more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box
and forward it to friends and family & co-workers.

Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to
you
so they know you participated.
And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known
far & wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!

The following is excerpted from a children's book,
Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave
Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new
names...

So:-

1. Use the third letter of your first name to
determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dink y
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine
the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine
the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy
Chucklefanny.


Mines Dinky Chuckletush - whats yours?

moneypenny20

Sloopy Dippinhiney at your service

aus2be_OH

Dorfus Gizzardbutt....

chris and farideh

dorfus dippin doodle, thank god its not my real name, otherwise it would been a mouthful to pronounce it.

Cleopatra

My OH: Snickle Battybrains

The girl: Doombah Battybrains

The boy: Sloopy Battybrains

tasmas

snickle chucklefrack.

I like it

Fly Away

Goober Dippintush here!!

asher

sleezy dippinhiney

Cleopatra

asher

sounds really rude doesn't it! If I tell all my mates that they will adopt it instantly!!

Cleopatra

my mate had a really great one - her OH hasnt stopped calling her it and now the kids have started!

I thought it might put a smile on a few faces - thats why I posted it.

asher

well it worked

winedonju

Hi......I'm Sloopy Gizzarddunkin
My OH is...........(I have to say that I think this is fantastic)
Boobie frickentush

Cleopatra

Brilliant!

winedonju

I know....he's not in at the mo....can't wait till my Boobie Frickentush comes home