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Old May 30th 2008, 1:43 pm
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here we go:

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need
some silliness to break up the day.. If we are honest, we have a lot
more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box
and forward it to friends and family & co-workers.

Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to
you
so they know you participated.
And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known
far & wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!

The following is excerpted from a children's book,
Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave
Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new
names...

So:-

1. Use the third letter of your first name to
determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dink y
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine
the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine
the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy
Chucklefanny.


Mines Dinky Chuckletush - whats yours?
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Old May 30th 2008, 1:50 pm
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Sloopy Dippinhiney at your service
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Old May 30th 2008, 1:53 pm
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Dorfus Gizzardbutt....
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Old May 30th 2008, 1:54 pm
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dorfus dippin doodle, thank god its not my real name, otherwise it would been a mouthful to pronounce it.
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My OH: Snickle Battybrains

The girl: Doombah Battybrains

The boy: Sloopy Battybrains

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snickle chucklefrack.

I like it

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Goober Dippintush here!!
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sleezy dippinhiney
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sleezy dippinhiney
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sounds really rude doesn't it! If I tell all my mates that they will adopt it instantly!!
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sounds really rude doesn't it! If I tell all my mates that they will adopt it instantly!!
my mate had a really great one - her OH hasnt stopped calling her it and now the kids have started!

I thought it might put a smile on a few faces - thats why I posted it.
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my mate had a really great one - her OH hasnt stopped calling her it and now the kids have started!

I thought it might put a smile on a few faces - thats why I posted it.
well it worked
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Hi......I'm Sloopy Gizzarddunkin
My OH is...........(I have to say that I think this is fantastic)
Boobie frickentush
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Originally Posted by winedonju View Post
Hi......I'm Sloopy Gizzarddunkin
My OH is...........(I have to say that I think this is fantastic)
Boobie frickentush
Brilliant!
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Originally Posted by Cleopatra View Post
Brilliant!
I know....he's not in at the mo....can't wait till my Boobie Frickentush comes home
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