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Dorothy Mar 12th 2008 9:23 pm

Re: Spitting Image
 

Originally Posted by holmes (Post 6056761)
Well we ain't swapping!!! :p

No, my next husband will be over 80, have a heart condition, a large insurance policy and no heirs. Not hAirs, hEirs

holmes Mar 12th 2008 9:33 pm

Re: Spitting Image
 

Originally Posted by Dorothy (Post 6056777)
No, my next husband will be over 80, have a heart condition, a large insurance policy and no heirs. Not hAirs, hEirs

But that IS my husband......

The OH Mar 13th 2008 12:09 am

Re: Spitting Image
 

Originally Posted by JackTheLad (Post 6056760)
From numerous people independently across various continents, I've been told I remind them of this guy:

http://www.blogdecine.com/images/2006/11/mr_bean.jpg

Which is really ****** annoying cos I look nothing like him. Its called an expressive face, he doesn't own the copyright on it.:curse:

JTL

All mouth and no trousers:blink:

http://www.jibjab.com/view/119291

JackTheLad Mar 13th 2008 1:08 am

Re: Spitting Image
 

Originally Posted by The OH (Post 6057408)
All mouth and no trousers:blink:

http://www.jibjab.com/view/119291


Umm yeah thanks for that :rolleyes:

I have to say I find Mr Bean about as funny as Benny Hill i.e. not funny at all.

Blackadder on the other hand... hilarious, witty and excellent social commentary.

And I don't look like Rowan Atkinson, apart from the fact you can see exactly what I'm thinking from my facial expression.

JTL

The OH Mar 13th 2008 9:47 pm

Re: Spitting Image
 

Originally Posted by Dorothy (Post 6056651)
What? That they're a bunch of useless wankers who's only purpose on earth is to piss off their wives?

There's a grain of truth in what you say Dorothy, sometimes it gives me great pleasure in pissing off Gertie especially if I haven't had you know what;)

Thing is you won't find many 80 year olds coffin dodgers with a stash of cash as they have normally pegged it due to their constant nagging wives.:eek:

Now my retirement plan is to book on a Love Boat cruise and shag the cashed up ladies, the only way to go out with a bang thanks to Valium.

Hope the OH is not giving you too much stick:)

Dorothy Mar 14th 2008 12:21 am

Re: Spitting Image
 

Originally Posted by The OH (Post 6061540)
There's a grain of truth in what you say Dorothy, sometimes it gives me great pleasure in pissing off Gertie especially if I haven't had you know what;)

Thing is you won't find many 80 year olds coffin dodgers with a stash of cash as they have normally pegged it due to their constant nagging wives.:eek:

Now my retirement plan is to book on a Love Boat cruise and shag the cashed up ladies, the only way to go out with a bang thanks to Valium.

Hope the OH is not giving you too much stick:)

Nah, just the usual. Actually, if anything happened to my old man I wouldn't remarry. Maybe have a "friend" but I would never live with another man. I think I would like to go out as one of the cashed up old ladies on the cruise being shagged to death by some young thing.

The OH Mar 14th 2008 1:17 am

Re: Spitting Image
 

Originally Posted by Dorothy (Post 6062064)
Nah, just the usual. Actually, if anything happened to my old man I wouldn't remarry. Maybe have a "friend" but I would never live with another man. I think I would like to go out as one of the cashed up old ladies on the cruise being shagged to death by some young thing.

Right on:rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmUlKPthrag


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