Someone you don't want to sit next to on your flight
Dec 6th 2006, 5:41 pm
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Someone you don't want to sit next to on your flight
Dec 6th 2006, 6:20 pm
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Re: Someone you don't want to sit next to on your flight
Originally Posted by themerlin
These things were already banned on flights before 9/11, let alone after!
The unidentified woman had an unspecified medical condition, Associated Press news agency said.
She was carrying safety matches, which the TSA allows in carry-on luggage.
The matches are not allowed to be struck, however.
Good grief.
Dec 6th 2006, 11:46 pm
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Re: Someone you don't want to sit next to on your flight
I can think of better places to try and light your farts.
Cheers,
DagBoy
Cheers,
DagBoy
Dec 7th 2006, 12:05 am
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Re: Someone you don't want to sit next to on your flight
Originally Posted by DagBoy
I can think of better places to try and light your farts.
Cheers,
DagBoy
Cheers,
DagBoy
Dec 7th 2006, 12:08 am
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Re: Someone you don't want to sit next to on your flight
Originally Posted by moneypen20
Where :scared:
Dec 7th 2006, 12:24 am
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Re: Someone you don't want to sit next to on your flight
I'm a bit confused that non of the passengers noticed It's not the sort of thing I would miss happening
It's not the sort of thing I would miss happening
Dec 7th 2006, 12:29 am
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Re: Someone you don't want to sit next to on your flight
Originally Posted by Vash the Stampede
Bloody Yanks! Why the hell are they allowing people to take matches on board in the first place?!
These things were already banned on flights before 9/11, let alone after!
The unidentified woman had an unspecified medical condition, Associated Press news agency said.
It's called "SBSS", which stands for "Stupid Bloody Seppo Syndrome"!
She was carrying safety matches, which the TSA allows in carry-on luggage.
The matches are not allowed to be struck, however.
Duh!!! So what's the point of taking them on board?!
Good grief.
These things were already banned on flights before 9/11, let alone after!
The unidentified woman had an unspecified medical condition, Associated Press news agency said.
She was carrying safety matches, which the TSA allows in carry-on luggage.
The matches are not allowed to be struck, however.
Good grief.
Virgin Atlantic are the same out of Barbados - they allow a single box of safety matches to be carried i your hand luggage...
great for us smokers and fart lighters!
bit worrying on the terrorism side as the Shoe Bomber almost lit his bomb with matches legitimately carried on board!
Dec 7th 2006, 12:37 am
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Re: Someone you don't want to sit next to on your flight
Originally Posted by Vash the Stampede
Bloody Yanks! Why the hell are they allowing people to take matches on board in the first place?!
These things were already banned on flights before 9/11, let alone after!
The unidentified woman had an unspecified medical condition, Associated Press news agency said.
It's called "SBSS", which stands for "Stupid Bloody Seppo Syndrome"!
She was carrying safety matches, which the TSA allows in carry-on luggage.
The matches are not allowed to be struck, however.
Duh!!! So what's the point of taking them on board?!
Good grief.
These things were already banned on flights before 9/11, let alone after!
The unidentified woman had an unspecified medical condition, Associated Press news agency said.
She was carrying safety matches, which the TSA allows in carry-on luggage.
The matches are not allowed to be struck, however.
Good grief.
She must've had some seriously stinky farts though!!
Dec 7th 2006, 1:21 am
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Re: Someone you don't want to sit next to on your flight
I can't rememebr now but aren't aerosolsallowed in your hand luggage or perfume that may have been a much better option.
Well you;d prob much rather sit next to her than me on the flight to Aus 3 kids in tow, the older two will be really good but even half the plane away you'll be able to hear bubba cause he won't be a happy boy
Can guaruntee you that
Jen
Well you;d prob much rather sit next to her than me on the flight to Aus 3 kids in tow, the older two will be really good but even half the plane away you'll be able to hear bubba cause he won't be a happy boy
Can guaruntee you that
Jen
Dec 7th 2006, 5:13 am
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Re: Someone you don't want to sit next to on your flight
Originally Posted by themerlin
I have never known my farts to stink for so long and to smell so bad!!
:scared:
Dec 7th 2006, 5:19 am
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Re: Someone you don't want to sit next to on your flight
Originally Posted by FluffyTheCampfireSlayer
Hey, I tell ya what though! Just how bloody embarrasing is it when you really DO need a good old fart (quite common after several airline meals in a row on long haul)????
I have never known my farts to stink for so long and to smell so bad!! :scared:
I have never known my farts to stink for so long and to smell so bad!!
:scared:
thought you wanted to get voted as most fanciable male 
Dec 7th 2006, 5:44 am
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Re: Someone you don't want to sit next to on your flight
Originally Posted by curly
sshhhhh!!!!! thought you wanted to get voted as most fanciable male
thought you wanted to get voted as most fanciable male Love me, love my farts!!!
Dec 7th 2006, 6:14 am
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Re: Someone you don't want to sit next to on your flight
Originally Posted by FluffyTheCampfireSlayer
Mate, there's no guff (no pun intended) with me......what you see is what you get!!
Love me, love my farts!!!
Love me, love my farts!!!
Dec 7th 2006, 9:29 am
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Re: Someone you don't want to sit next to on your flight
Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "silent but deadly"
Dec 7th 2006, 5:03 pm
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Re: Someone you don't want to sit next to on your flight
Have none of you people seen Fahrenheit 911?????
Matches are and always have been allowed on the planes because of the very powerful smoking lobby.
Think about all those people wanting to light up as soon as they get off the plane.
Matches are and always have been allowed on the planes because of the very powerful smoking lobby.
Think about all those people wanting to light up as soon as they get off the plane.
