Some Michael Jackson jokes (not for those who are easily offended)
Jun 26th 2009, 5:36 am
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Farrah Fawcett went to heaven and god said before you come in I can grant you a wish.
She said I want all the little kids in the world to be safe, so god replied "I had better knock jacko on the head then"
She said I want all the little kids in the world to be safe, so god replied "I had better knock jacko on the head then"
Jun 26th 2009, 5:45 am
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Michael Jackson TRIBUTE thread
Noooooooooo, I was only kidding.
Put more jokes on this thread
Put more jokes on this thread
Jun 26th 2009, 5:57 am
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Re: Michael Jackson TRIBUTE thread
You're toying with peoples emotions . . . I only came on this thread to see which weirdo was wanting to pay tribute! 
Jun 26th 2009, 5:59 am
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Re: Some Michael Jackson jokes
Threads merged. Sorry Santa 
but two threads in the Barbie is enough.
but two threads in the Barbie is enough.
Jun 26th 2009, 6:18 am
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Re: Some Michael Jackson jokes
Have you heard what Michael Jackson has in common with Collingwood?
Theyre both black and white and die mid year!
Michael Jackson is dead. Hospital staff dont know what to do with the body as plastic recycle night isnt til next Tuesday!
Theyre both black and white and die mid year!
Michael Jackson is dead. Hospital staff dont know what to do with the body as plastic recycle night isnt til next Tuesday!
Jun 26th 2009, 6:21 am
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Re: Some Michael Jackson jokes
Crikey! Who writes these jokes in such a short time, hes not even cold!!
Reports that Michael Jackson died of a heart attack are incorrect. In fact he went to the childrens hospital and had a stroke!
Reports that Michael Jackson died of a heart attack are incorrect. In fact he went to the childrens hospital and had a stroke!
Jun 26th 2009, 6:22 am
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Re: Some Michael Jackson jokes
Just heard that Elton John has been asked to perform at his funeral. He will sing that old classic...... Don't let your son go down on me
Jun 26th 2009, 6:28 am
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Re: Some Michael Jackson jokes
Latest reports say when ambulance officers arrived at his home they found class A drugs in the kitchen, class B drugs in the lounge room and Class 4B in his bedroom
Jun 26th 2009, 6:38 am
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Re: Some Michael Jackson jokes
I wonder what material we will be seeing on Chaser next week???????
Jun 26th 2009, 7:42 am
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Re: Some Michael Jackson jokes
Whats the difference between Sir Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson?
At least Ferguson will be able to play Giggs in August
At least Ferguson will be able to play Giggs in August
Jun 26th 2009, 8:37 am
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Re: Some Michael Jackson jokes
These jokes crack me up! keep 'em coming 
Jun 26th 2009, 8:42 am
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Re: Some Michael Jackson jokes
What a coincidence, Farah Fawcett and Michael Jackson popping off on the same day. One slept with Majors and the other one with minors
Jun 26th 2009, 8:44 am
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