Some Michael Jackson jokes (not for those who are easily offended)
Jun 26th 2009, 3:45 am
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Some Michael Jackson jokes (not for those who are easily offended)
Conformation just came through that Michael Jackson died of food poisoning apparently he ate some 12 year old nuts…
Michael Jackson didn’t have a heart attack he was found drowned in his pool! Cause no one would throw him a boy...
Out of respect McDonalds have released the McJackson burger 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns...
Michael Jackson is not being buried he is being melted down and turned into toys so kids can play with him 4 a change...
Michael Jackson didn’t have a heart attack he was found drowned in his pool! Cause no one would throw him a boy...
Out of respect McDonalds have released the McJackson burger 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns...
Michael Jackson is not being buried he is being melted down and turned into toys so kids can play with him 4 a change...
Jun 26th 2009, 3:52 am
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Re: Some Michael Jackson jokes
I saw an interview with him only a few weeks ago. They focused on his musical tastes. Even though he was brought up on Motown music he still preferred Boyz2Men
Jun 26th 2009, 3:55 am
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Re: Some Michael Jackson jokes
Classic 
Jun 26th 2009, 3:57 am
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Re: Some Michael Jackson jokes
I heard that he put in his will that he wanted to be melted down and made into a playstation... so that little boys would play with him.
Ahh crap, I didn't see the last line on the first post. Boo.
Ahh crap, I didn't see the last line on the first post. Boo.
Jun 26th 2009, 4:03 am
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Re: Some Michael Jackson jokes
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Jun 26th 2009, 4:20 am
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Re: Some Michael Jackson jokes
It's a real shame he didn't get to tour the UK before his untimely death. He had planned to hook up with West Ham United to record a version of "I'm forever blowing bubbles"
Jun 26th 2009, 4:32 am
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Re: Some Michael Jackson jokes
I felt sorry for him. I just think he was a bit misunderstood. I think he was just a small boy in a man's body........or was that a man in a small boy's body?
Jun 26th 2009, 5:03 am
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theve already started tellin the people of america to keep all windows closed on the day of cremation fumes will be shockin hes all plastic...lego have asked can they melt him down so the kids can play with him for a change 
Jun 26th 2009, 5:09 am
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Re: Some Michael Jackson jokes
20% off Jackson 5 world tour tickets though, so not all bad
Jun 26th 2009, 5:15 am
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Re: micheal jackson
Please show some respect to the late artist. and million of his fans world over.
Jun 26th 2009, 5:30 am
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I heard it wasn't a heart attack, doctors are blaming it on the boogie.
Jun 26th 2009, 5:31 am
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Re: micheal jackson
ill ask you two things have you any kids and if so would you leave them with jackson for the night.the police have always said just cudnt get allegations to stick apparently he was a bit of a smooth criminal haha
