Snake sex orgy brings down roof in Yorkey's Knob!
Jul 19th 2011, 7:56 pm
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Snake sex orgy brings down roof in Yorkey's Knob!
Has to be a contender for headline of the year 
AN orgy of snakes is in danger of bringing the house down upon a Cairns sporting club.
About six scrub pythons, all at least 3.5m long, have been getting busy in a boatshed roof of the Yorkeys Knob-based Hekili Outrigger Canoe Club, The Cairns Post reports.
The pythons, which may also include a 7m female nicknamed "Nigini", have been making such a romantic ruckus, sections of the roof have started breaking away.
AN orgy of snakes is in danger of bringing the house down upon a Cairns sporting club.
About six scrub pythons, all at least 3.5m long, have been getting busy in a boatshed roof of the Yorkeys Knob-based Hekili Outrigger Canoe Club, The Cairns Post reports.
The pythons, which may also include a 7m female nicknamed "Nigini", have been making such a romantic ruckus, sections of the roof have started breaking away.
Jul 19th 2011, 10:17 pm
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Re: Snake sex orgy brings down roof in Yorkey's Knob!
Just love that headline!!! Gets ya thinking.
Jul 20th 2011, 12:09 am
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Jul 20th 2011, 1:04 am
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Jul 20th 2011, 7:03 pm
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Re: Snake sex orgy brings down roof in Yorkey's Knob!
What a headline- the Sun writers would give their right testicles to have that one.
Jul 20th 2011, 8:21 pm
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Re: Snake sex orgy brings down roof in Yorkey's Knob!
Cracking headline. 
It probably deserves an "Only in Australia".
It probably deserves an "Only in Australia".
Jul 20th 2011, 8:29 pm
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Jul 21st 2011, 1:50 am
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Re: Snake sex orgy brings down roof in Yorkey's Knob!
For once they weren't exaggerating. The boat club needed a new roof anyway...
for the record, Scrub (Amethystine) Pythons are very common in these here parts. Lots of folks have them in their roofs, sheds etc.
for the record, Scrub (Amethystine) Pythons are very common in these here parts. Lots of folks have them in their roofs, sheds etc.
