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BandS Nov 29th 2009 12:49 pm

Six Truths of Life
 
Six Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue.






























2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.



3. And discover that the first truth is a lie and feel superior because they can do it.



4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.






5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.



6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.



I apologize about this.

I'm an idiot and I needed company ...

And I know you have a sense of humor and some teeth.

DunRoaminTheUK Nov 29th 2009 1:47 pm

Re: Six Truths of Life
 

Originally Posted by BandS (Post 8133990)
Six Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue.






























2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.



3. And discover that the first truth is a lie and feel superior because they can do it.



4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.






5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.



6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.



I apologize about this.

I'm an idiot and I needed company ...

And I know you have a sense of humor and some teeth.

Please don't apologise with a 'z' is all I ask..... ;)

scottishcelts Nov 29th 2009 3:09 pm

Re: Six Truths of Life
 

Originally Posted by DunRoaminTheUK (Post 8134106)
Please don't apologise with a 'z' is all I ask..... ;)

American spell check ;)

fish.01 Nov 29th 2009 3:16 pm

Re: Six Truths of Life
 

Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 8134256)
American spell check ;)

And British :) http://www.askoxford.com/concise_oed/apologize?view=uk

DunRoaminTheUK Nov 29th 2009 3:21 pm

Re: Six Truths of Life
 

Originally Posted by fish.01 (Post 8134268)

OMG, the invasion has begun.....

scottishcelts Nov 29th 2009 3:24 pm

Re: Six Truths of Life
 

Originally Posted by fish.01 (Post 8134268)

Yeah but I think the Americans only use the 'z'.

Bernieboy Nov 29th 2009 3:28 pm

Re: Six Truths of Life
 

Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 8134291)
Yeah but I think the Americans only use the 'z'.

Americans in general give me the zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Kaffy Mintcake Nov 29th 2009 3:32 pm

Re: Six Truths of Life
 

Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 8134300)
Americans in general give me the zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Oh yeah? Take this!

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

;)


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