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jo&neil Mar 21st 2009 8:18 am

Single guys?
 
Hi

My girlfriend is over here on hols from the UK & would love to meet a nice, honest, single guy (if they're are any around!?) She is 40, single, no kids, loves travel, outdoor life, bar-b's, horses, social drinking, etc etc.

Lovely girl, any offers?

:thumbsup:

22B Mar 21st 2009 8:45 am

Re: Single guys?
 
And mine's coming in July..... same spec, but we're Sydney-ish, so if any candidates are reading the OP and thinking 'ooooh! but I'm not in Perth, dammit', then PM me in July!

irishbloo Mar 21st 2009 8:56 am

Re: Single guys?
 

Originally Posted by jo&neil (Post 7403633)
Hi

My girlfriend is over here on hols from the UK & would love to meet a nice, honest, single guy (if they're are any around!?) She is 40, single, no kids, loves travel, outdoor life, bar-b's, horses, social drinking, etc etc.

Lovely girl, any offers?

:thumbsup:

Gosh your obviously not the jealous type.:rofl:

scottishcelts Mar 21st 2009 9:32 am

Re: Single guys?
 

Originally Posted by irishbloo (Post 7403703)
Gosh your obviously not the jealous type.:rofl:

HEE HEE i thought the same thing - maybe they have a VERY open relationship ;)

Siren & Brian Mar 21st 2009 12:43 pm

Re: Single guys?
 

Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 7403774)
HEE HEE i thought the same thing - maybe they have a VERY open relationship ;)



Maybe its Jo's female friend and not Neils better half.

scottishcelts Mar 21st 2009 12:47 pm

Re: Single guys?
 

Originally Posted by Siren & Brian (Post 7404086)
Maybe its Jo's female friend and not Neils better half.

Hey, don't disturb our little triangle of disturbing thoughts :rofl:;):p

moneypenny20 Mar 21st 2009 1:16 pm

Re: Single guys?
 
I would have thought the little pink sex symbol thingy next to her name was a bit of a giveaway but why spoil people's thoughts :lol:

scottishcelts Mar 21st 2009 1:23 pm

Re: Single guys?
 

Originally Posted by moneypen20 (Post 7404138)
I would have thought the little pink sex symbol thingy next to her name was a bit of a giveaway but why spoil people's thoughts :lol:

Some people are into allsorts aren't they :rofl::rofl::rofl:

cockney pommy Mar 21st 2009 5:43 pm

Re: Single guys?
 

Originally Posted by jo&neil (Post 7403633)
Hi

My girlfriend is over here on hols from the UK & would love to meet a nice, honest, single guy (if they're are any around!?) She is 40, single, no kids, loves travel, outdoor life, bar-b's, horses, social drinking, etc etc.

Lovely girl, any offers?

:thumbsup:

is this a post from jo or neil?

Luke I Amyofath Mar 21st 2009 9:52 pm

Re: Single guys?
 

Originally Posted by jo&neil (Post 7403633)
Hi

My girlfriend is over here on hols from the UK & would love to meet a nice, honest, single guy (if they're are any around!?) She is 40, single, no kids, loves travel, outdoor life, bar-b's, horses, social drinking, etc etc.

Lovely girl, any offers?

:thumbsup:

Crikey, why come all this way for a bloke ? Couldnt she find a shag closer to home ? :D

jazzys Mar 21st 2009 10:26 pm

Re: Single guys?
 
It might even help if we knew where she was. I ain't travelling to darwin for no one, nice bird or not.

:D

Jazzys

scottishcelts Mar 21st 2009 11:52 pm

Re: Single guys?
 
on-line blind triangle any sex dates :D

jo&neil Mar 22nd 2009 2:05 am

Re: Single guys?
 
lol

as in girlfriend, I mean girl as in 'friend', sorry no weird love triangles going on here, just doin a bit of match making. :D

She's from the Midlands in Uk, on hols here, but im tryin to find her a nice single guy in Oz so she moves out here!

sorry to spoil ur fun! :)

Jo

Luke I Amyofath Mar 22nd 2009 2:08 am

Re: Single guys?
 

Originally Posted by jo&neil (Post 7405562)
lol

as in girlfriend, I mean girl as in 'friend', sorry no weird love triangles going on here, just doin a bit of match making. :D

She's from the Midlands in Uk, on hols here, but im tryin to find her a nice single guy in Oz so she moves out here!

sorry to spoil ur fun! :)

Jo

Oh, she's after a mail order hubby to sponsor her. She needs to get ICQ and search for ozzie blokes, I'm sure there would be a few sheep farmers living in remote WA, looking for a sheila to replace dolly.

scottishcelts Mar 22nd 2009 2:13 am

Re: Single guys?
 

Originally Posted by Luke I Amyofath (Post 7405563)
Oh, she's after a mail order hubby to sponsor her. She needs to get ICQ and search for ozzie blokes, I'm sure there would be a few sheep farmers living in remote WA, looking for a sheila to replace dolly.

hee hee :rofl:

Luke I Amyofath Mar 22nd 2009 2:18 am

Re: Single guys?
 

Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 7405570)
hee hee :rofl:

What you snickering about, is that how you got here ? :D

scottishcelts Mar 22nd 2009 2:29 am

Re: Single guys?
 

Originally Posted by Luke I Amyofath (Post 7405578)
What you snickering about, is that how you got here ? :D

excuse me - im not into banjo playing, straw sucking sheep farmers where the lights are on but nobody's home! :)

Intelligent celts for me ;)

Luke I Amyofath Mar 22nd 2009 2:39 am

Re: Single guys?
 

Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 7405597)
Intelligent celts for me ;)

Oh, you mean the Welsh :D

scottishcelts Mar 22nd 2009 2:49 am

Re: Single guys?
 

Originally Posted by Luke I Amyofath (Post 7405609)
Oh, you mean the Welsh :D

erm - no! :rofl:

jazzys Mar 22nd 2009 5:55 am

Re: Single guys?
 
Well come on then, lets have her picture up on here. Lets all have a gawp and see why she's still single.

Great girls with great figures don't usually stay single.

She's fat isn't she. I think we should be told :rofl:

jazzys

22B Mar 22nd 2009 7:50 pm

Re: Single guys?
 

Originally Posted by jazzys (Post 7405823)
Well come on then, lets have her picture up on here. Lets all have a gawp and see why she's still single.

Great girls with great figures don't usually stay single.

She's fat isn't she. I think we should be told :rofl:

jazzys


She may well be the greatest gal with the greatest figure, but if unreconstructed fellas like yourself are the selection she has to choose from........

jazzys Mar 22nd 2009 8:36 pm

Re: Single guys?
 

Originally Posted by 22B (Post 7407505)
She may well be the greatest gal with the greatest figure, but if unreconstructed fellas like yourself are the selection she has to choose from........

Meoowwwwww, she's fat isn't she :rofl:

Jazzys

Sunbed Mar 22nd 2009 9:02 pm

Re: Single guys?
 
Tell her to try here:

http://tinyurl.com/dfwe5n

daunted Mar 24th 2009 5:41 am

Re: Single guys?
 
:eek: hey before we find one for someone on holiday can us permanent residents have first pick please? ;)

scottishcelts Mar 24th 2009 5:45 am

Re: Single guys?
 
You can have them all if it's those smelly farmers yer talking about :p

daunted Mar 24th 2009 5:58 am

Re: Single guys?
 

Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 7412545)
You can have them all if it's those smelly farmers yer talking about :p


sure even smelly farmers can scrub at well sometimes ;) I am considering running off to join a convent :blink:

scottishcelts Mar 24th 2009 6:02 am

Re: Single guys?
 
Farmers do nothing for me - yuk - the thought of being a farmers moll :eek:

Bernieboy Mar 24th 2009 6:08 am

Re: Single guys?
 

Originally Posted by jo&neil (Post 7405562)
lol

as in girlfriend, I mean girl as in 'friend', sorry no weird love triangles going on here, just doin a bit of match making. :D

She's from the Midlands in Uk, on hols here, but im tryin to find her a nice single guy in Oz so she moves out here!

sorry to spoil ur fun! :)

Jo

Oh dear she is from the midlands,perhaps she should check out the men of Kalgoolie:lol:

jazzys Mar 24th 2009 6:27 am

Re: Single guys?
 

Originally Posted by daunted (Post 7412531)
:eek: hey before we find one for someone on holiday can us permanent residents have first pick please? ;)

I thought you were all loved up with the plumber mandy, was it a plumber, i can't remember but i do remember you drooling over someone last time we spoke.

jazzys :rofl:

daunted Mar 24th 2009 9:22 am

Re: Single guys?
 

Originally Posted by jazzys (Post 7412608)
I thought you were all loved up with the plumber mandy, was it a plumber, i can't remember but i do remember you drooling over someone last time we spoke.

jazzys :rofl:

:rofl: wasnt a plumber but i know who you mean :rofl: Seems I have the same luck in love over here as back there :ohmy:

jazzys Mar 24th 2009 9:30 am

Re: Single guys?
 

Originally Posted by daunted (Post 7413043)
:rofl: wasnt a plumber but i know who you mean :rofl: Seems I have the same luck in love over here as back there :ohmy:

See, ya went to the wrong place, if you'd come to the civilised side of oz, i could have took you out for a drink and a laugh.

;)

Jazzys

scottishcelts Mar 24th 2009 11:47 am

Re: Single guys?
 
Any takers for Cleveland hee hee:ohmy:

daunted Mar 24th 2009 12:25 pm

Re: Single guys?
 

Originally Posted by jazzys (Post 7413065)
See, ya went to the wrong place, if you'd come to the civilised side of oz, i could have took you out for a drink and a laugh.

;)

Jazzys

well if i get my arse over there one day i will take you up on your offer :thumbsup: (that is if it was an offer :rofl:)

Oz wannabe1 Mar 24th 2009 12:37 pm

Re: Single guys?
 

Originally Posted by jo&neil (Post 7403633)
Hi

My girlfriend is over here on hols from the UK & would love to meet a nice, honest, single guy (if they're are any around!?) She is 40, single, no kids, loves travel, outdoor life, bar-b's, horses, social drinking, etc etc.

Lovely girl, any offers?

:thumbsup:

Where in the UK is your friend from? I am still stuck here, single, no kids, love to travel, mmmmmmmmm sounds like a match ;)

(Am I being a whore? :blink:)

scottishcelts Mar 24th 2009 12:39 pm

Re: Single guys?
 
you bet - completely and utterly ;)

Oz wannabe1 Mar 24th 2009 12:40 pm

Re: Single guys?
 

Originally Posted by jo&neil (Post 7405562)
lol

as in girlfriend, I mean girl as in 'friend', sorry no weird love triangles going on here, just doin a bit of match making. :D

She's from the Midlands in Uk, on hols here, but im tryin to find her a nice single guy in Oz so she moves out here!

sorry to spoil ur fun! :)

Jo

Ok Should have read all the posts before sending a reply....school boy error!:o

When I move to Oz which looks like september i will be coming to Perth so???;)


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