should blonde jokes be banned???
Oct 9th 2006, 9:27 pm
#16
Account Closed
Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 8,635
Re: should blonde jokes be banned???
Originally Posted by aston man
here you go sass a red head one..
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat
down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
toward the man.
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in
place.
"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the
theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her
deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
>
>After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to
>her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
>
>They had a wonderful, wonderful time !!!
>The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
>>The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!
>>"You know, "he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to
>every guy you meet? "
>"No, "she replies."
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>Wait for it.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>It's coming.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>She says.................
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>"You just happened to catch my eye."
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat
down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
toward the man.
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in
place.
"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the
theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her
deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
>
>After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to
>her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
>
>They had a wonderful, wonderful time !!!
>The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
>>The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!
>>"You know, "he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to
>every guy you meet? "
>"No, "she replies."
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>Wait for it.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>It's coming.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>She says.................
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>"You just happened to catch my eye."
Oct 9th 2006, 9:29 pm
#17
Banned
Thread Starter
Joined: Jul 2006
Location: here there,fluck knows where?
Posts: 7,444
Re: should blonde jokes be banned???
Originally Posted by sassycat
LMAO.........Like I say young man you need a good slap...............and to be put to bed
your a naughty girl,,,
Oct 9th 2006, 9:34 pm
#18
Account Closed
Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 8,635
Re: should blonde jokes be banned???
Originally Posted by aston man
your a naughty girl,,,
Oct 9th 2006, 9:37 pm
#19
Account Closed
Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 8,635
Re: should blonde jokes be banned???
Originally Posted by sassycat
YES I AM
Oct 9th 2006, 9:43 pm
#20
Banned
Thread Starter
Joined: Jul 2006
Location: here there,fluck knows where?
Posts: 7,444
Re: should blonde jokes be banned???
Originally Posted by sassycat
But I'm also very, very good !!!!!!!!
Oct 9th 2006, 9:48 pm
#21
Account Closed
Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 8,635
Re: should blonde jokes be banned???
Originally Posted by aston man
eehhhhhmm
Oct 9th 2006, 9:49 pm
#22
Banned
Thread Starter
Joined: Jul 2006
Location: here there,fluck knows where?
Posts: 7,444
Re: should blonde jokes be banned???
Originally Posted by sassycat
A man of few words..........thats not like you
i'm scared...your frightening me!!!!
Oct 9th 2006, 9:52 pm
#23
Account Closed
Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 9,316
Re: should blonde jokes be banned???
Could you two just get a room 
Oct 9th 2006, 9:52 pm
#24
Account Closed
Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 8,635
Re: should blonde jokes be banned???
Originally Posted by aston man
i'm scared...your frightening me!!!!
Who little ole me???????????
You don't have to play with the big girls if you don't wanna
Oct 9th 2006, 10:00 pm
#25
Banned
Thread Starter
Joined: Jul 2006
Location: here there,fluck knows where?
Posts: 7,444
Re: should blonde jokes be banned???
Originally Posted by sassycat
Who little ole me???????????
You don't have to play with the big girls if you don't wanna
You don't have to play with the big girls if you don't wanna
or older than me..im still scared either way..
Oct 9th 2006, 10:00 pm
#26
Account Closed
Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 8,635
Re: should blonde jokes be banned???
Originally Posted by MartinLuther
Could you two just get a room
Oct 9th 2006, 10:02 pm
#27
Account Closed
Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 8,635
Re: should blonde jokes be banned???
Originally Posted by aston man
do you mean big as in
or older than me..im still scared either way..
or older than me..im still scared either way..
Scaredy Cat
Oct 9th 2006, 10:22 pm
#28
on the Goldie
Joined: Sep 2006
Location: 4226.au
Posts: 12,364
Re: should blonde jokes be banned???
heres a blonde joke told to me by my 11 year old daughter - they are slowly infiltrating society and eh its gives the Irish, minorities etc a break
a blonde woman goes into an electrical shop and asks to buy a certain TV the assistant replies "sorry but we don't serve blondes in here".
the blonde dyes her hair red (sos sassycat) and returns to the shop again asking to buy the TV again she is told that they don't serve blondes.
the following day she dyes her hair black and returns to the shop to ask about buying the TV again she is told that they don't serve blondes
"how do you know that i am blonde?" she asks
to which the assistant replies"because thats not a TV its a microwave"
my daughter has a whole repertoire of them i'm afraid astonman
a blonde woman goes into an electrical shop and asks to buy a certain TV the assistant replies "sorry but we don't serve blondes in here".
the blonde dyes her hair red (sos sassycat) and returns to the shop again asking to buy the TV again she is told that they don't serve blondes.
the following day she dyes her hair black and returns to the shop to ask about buying the TV again she is told that they don't serve blondes
"how do you know that i am blonde?" she asks
to which the assistant replies"because thats not a TV its a microwave"
my daughter has a whole repertoire of them i'm afraid astonman
Last edited by thewoodz; Oct 9th 2006 at 10:28 pm.
Oct 9th 2006, 10:24 pm
#29
Account Closed
Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 8,635
Re: should blonde jokes be banned???
Originally Posted by thewoodz
heres a blonde joke told to me by my 11 year old daughter - they are slowly infiltrating society and eh its gives the Irish, minorities etc a break
a blonde woman goes into an electrical shop and asks to buy a certain TV the assistant replies "sorry but we don't serve blondes in here".
the blonde dyes her hair red (sos sassycat) and returns to the shop again asking to but the TV again she is told that they don't serve blondes.
the following day she dyes her hair black and returns to the shop to ask about buying the TV again she is told that they don't serve blondes
"how do you know that i am blonde?" she asks
to which the assistant replies"because thats not a TV its a microwave"
my daughter has a whole repertoire of them i'm afraid astonman
a blonde woman goes into an electrical shop and asks to buy a certain TV the assistant replies "sorry but we don't serve blondes in here".
the blonde dyes her hair red (sos sassycat) and returns to the shop again asking to but the TV again she is told that they don't serve blondes.
the following day she dyes her hair black and returns to the shop to ask about buying the TV again she is told that they don't serve blondes
"how do you know that i am blonde?" she asks
to which the assistant replies"because thats not a TV its a microwave"
my daughter has a whole repertoire of them i'm afraid astonman
Oct 9th 2006, 10:30 pm
#30
Banned
Thread Starter
Joined: Jul 2006
Location: here there,fluck knows where?
Posts: 7,444
Re: should blonde jokes be banned???
glad you here woodz ,sassy is scaring the life out of me...
she's frightening woodz... :scared:
she's frightening woodz... :scared:
