Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
Sep 25th 2007, 9:28 am
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Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
Sep 25th 2007, 9:38 am
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Sep 25th 2007, 10:33 am
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Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
The wife had surgery on her uteris last week so ive been a bit horny since because she's not quite up to sex just yet, so on Sunday morning as I give her a hug and quick feel of her boobs it made sense for her to smack me, tell me I wasnt getting any sex and also called me a dirty old horny bugger.
It must have been my charm........ What ever it was I got her to agree to a quickie boob sex and so off she went to get the hand cream. She gives me this little tube about twice the size of a lipstick and I rub a bit into the cleavage and go right to town.
After a while I said to the wife "feels like a bit of friction going on", too horny to stop off I go again. A couple minutes go by and I cant stand it any longer. It feels like my member has been dipped in hot tar so off I run into the shower trying desperately to put the fire down below out to no avail.
No matter what I did the burning carried on. It got so bad I grabbed my swimmers and sped to the local pool for a real long soak.
So for those of you who may find themselves in a similar position, my advise is to not use The Sanctuary brand body lotion as a lubricant. It has ginger in it, and its bloody hot on those sensitive male parts.
It must have been my charm........ What ever it was I got her to agree to a quickie boob sex and so off she went to get the hand cream. She gives me this little tube about twice the size of a lipstick and I rub a bit into the cleavage and go right to town.
After a while I said to the wife "feels like a bit of friction going on", too horny to stop off I go again. A couple minutes go by and I cant stand it any longer. It feels like my member has been dipped in hot tar so off I run into the shower trying desperately to put the fire down below out to no avail.
No matter what I did the burning carried on. It got so bad I grabbed my swimmers and sped to the local pool for a real long soak.
So for those of you who may find themselves in a similar position, my advise is to not use The Sanctuary brand body lotion as a lubricant. It has ginger in it, and its bloody hot on those sensitive male parts.
Oh my lord. I seriously wet myself
Sep 25th 2007, 10:51 am
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Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
Lettice is good , it has zinc in it & helps the man " make more "
Sep 25th 2007, 10:59 am
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Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
Sep 25th 2007, 11:09 am
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Sep 25th 2007, 4:49 pm
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