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rabsody Sep 25th 2007 10:28 am

Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
 

Originally Posted by Vanessa (Post 5351709)
Wish it did taste like salt as I love oysters - I think it is more like bad eggs (or my ex's was, hence I have never 'eaten' it since ;))

give me 'spit' over 'swallow' anyday :eek:

Sally Simpson Sep 25th 2007 10:28 am

Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
 

Originally Posted by asher (Post 5351724)
apparently according to my mate it all depends on their diet!!

will have to ask her about this again but she has a diet for him that improves the taste :eek:

:eek:
Ok, if you can get it to taste like chocolate I might just be interested:p:rofl:

nickyjohnt Sep 25th 2007 10:38 am

Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
 

Originally Posted by sallyclaire (Post 5351733)
:eek:
Ok, if you can get it to taste like chocolate I might just be interested:p:rofl:


Cool ! a chocolate fountain :thumbsup:

Nicky

black cat Sep 25th 2007 10:39 am

Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
 

Originally Posted by sallyclaire (Post 5351733)
:eek:
Ok, if you can get it to taste like chocolate I might just be interested:p:rofl:

chocolate ice magic!!!:eek:

billywetpants Sep 25th 2007 11:19 am

Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
 

Originally Posted by sallyclaire (Post 5351733)
:eek:
Ok, if you can get it to taste like chocolate I might just be interested:p:rofl:

Would looking like runny chocolate be good enough.

Sheff_Sparky Sep 25th 2007 11:29 am

Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
 

Originally Posted by billywetpants (Post 5351886)
Would looking like runny chocolate be good enough.

ewwwwwwwwww NO!

has to taste like chocolate as well

pomgrrl Sep 25th 2007 11:33 am

Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
 

Originally Posted by Luke I Amyofath (Post 5350791)
The wife had surgery on her uteris last week so ive been a bit horny since because she's not quite up to sex just yet, so on Sunday morning as I give her a hug and quick feel of her boobs it made sense for her to smack me, tell me I wasnt getting any sex and also called me a dirty old horny bugger.

It must have been my charm........ What ever it was I got her to agree to a quickie boob sex and so off she went to get the hand cream. She gives me this little tube about twice the size of a lipstick and I rub a bit into the cleavage and go right to town.

After a while I said to the wife "feels like a bit of friction going on", too horny to stop off I go again. A couple minutes go by and I cant stand it any longer. It feels like my member has been dipped in hot tar so off I run into the shower trying desperately to put the fire down below out to no avail.


No matter what I did the burning carried on. It got so bad I grabbed my swimmers and sped to the local pool for a real long soak.

So for those of you who may find themselves in a similar position, my advise is to not use The Sanctuary brand body lotion as a lubricant. It has ginger in it, and its bloody hot on those sensitive male parts.


Oh my lord. I seriously wet myself:thumbsup::rofl::o

Scott Sep 25th 2007 11:51 am

Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
 

Originally Posted by asher (Post 5351724)
apparently according to my mate it all depends on their diet!!

will have to ask her about this again but she has a diet for him that improves the taste :eek:

Sweet things are to be eaten , pineapple / honey , stuff like that .

Lettice is good , it has zinc in it & helps the man " make more "

Sally Simpson Sep 25th 2007 11:59 am

Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
 

Originally Posted by scott&rachel (Post 5351959)
Sweet things are to be eaten , pineapple / honey , stuff like that .

Lettice is good , it has zinc in it & helps the man " make more "

Why would we wnat you to make more????:eek:
Not sure I can think about salad in quite the same way now either!:D

Scott Sep 25th 2007 12:04 pm

Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
 

Originally Posted by sallyclaire (Post 5351981)
Why would we wnat you to make more????:eek:
Not sure I can think about salad in quite the same way now either!:D

not the salad , think of the cream ;)

Scott Sep 25th 2007 12:07 pm

Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
 

Originally Posted by sallyclaire (Post 5351981)
Why would we wnat you to make more????:eek:


if you was going to a B*KK*K* you might

Sally Simpson Sep 25th 2007 12:09 pm

Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
 

Originally Posted by scott&rachel (Post 5352015)
if you was going to a B*KK*K* you might

sorry, don't get it, too sweet & innocent:angel_smile:

Clippy Sep 25th 2007 1:51 pm

Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
 

Originally Posted by scott&rachel (Post 5352015)
if you was going to a B*KK*K* you might

:confused:

itsjulie Sep 25th 2007 5:49 pm

Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
 

Originally Posted by scott&rachel (Post 5352015)
if you was going to a B*KK*K* you might

Come on Scott..........explain!

Can't believe I missed this thread. Cheered me up no end:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Scott Sep 25th 2007 5:51 pm

Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
 

Originally Posted by Clippies (Post 5352335)
:confused:


Originally Posted by itsjulie (Post 5353140)
Come on Scott..........explain!

Can't believe I missed this thread. Cheered me up no end:rofl::rofl::rofl:

i'll leave it there " to dangle " so to speak :rofl:


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