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Sheff_Sparky Sep 25th 2007 7:25 am

Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
 
:rofl::rofl::rofl::thumbsup:

Fat Bloke Sep 25th 2007 7:38 am

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I have found that my prowess in the bedroom means that lubricant is a thing of the past in this house.

Ha ha ginger bollox. :lol:

Clippy Sep 25th 2007 7:43 am

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:rofl::rofl:

Now what am I gonna do with my sanctuary body lotion!! Can't use that again after reading this, gonna make me go all queasy every time I smell the ginger!

biggy Sep 25th 2007 7:54 am

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Originally Posted by Clippies (Post 5351295)
:rofl::rofl:

Now what am I gonna do with my sanctuary body lotion!! Can't use that again after reading this, gonna make me go all queasy every time I smell the ginger!

or if anybody sits down next to you and smells of the stuff you will be thinkin durty bugger a know what uve been up to lol

Clippy Sep 25th 2007 7:58 am

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Originally Posted by biggy (Post 5351327)
or if anybody sits down next to you and smells of the stuff you will be thinkin durty bugger a know what uve been up to lol

:rofl::rofl: well it'll be very worrying if Dale starts smelling of it :lol:

ah man I love the sanctuary stuff too!

black cat Sep 25th 2007 8:11 am

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MIL allways buys me sanctuary stuff for my birthday!:sneaky: do you think shes trying to tell me something?:eek:

Kapri Sep 25th 2007 8:16 am

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Men - tip number two.

try not to get horny when you are chopping chillies in the kitchen :rofl:

Sally Simpson Sep 25th 2007 8:23 am

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Far too much information from the OP :eek: but this whole thread has really made me laugh this morning so thanks!:rofl:

Hutch Sep 25th 2007 9:53 am

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:lol:

One word ...

http://www.ionikh.gr/ico/VaselineJelly.jpg

stuckinblighty Sep 25th 2007 10:18 am

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I once was 'fumbling' around in the dark and mistakenly grabbed the wella hair wax tub instead of the lube ,they were next to each other on the bedside table (well it was dark and we were a bit pissed)
My god it got sticky and the missus was rather tender the next day

wouldnt recommend it :thumbdown:

Lee:thumbdown:

asher Sep 25th 2007 10:23 am

Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
 
and the moral of this story is always check the ingredients:rofl:

either that or keep only the proper lubricant on your bedside table :lol:

Vanessa Sep 25th 2007 10:23 am

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Originally Posted by biggy (Post 5351157)
with a salty aftertaste hehe


Wish it did taste like salt as I love oysters - I think it is more like bad eggs (or my ex's was, hence I have never 'eaten' it since ;))

Sally Simpson Sep 25th 2007 10:24 am

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Originally Posted by Vanessa (Post 5351709)
Wish it did taste like salt as I love oysters - I think it is more like bad eggs (or my ex's was, hence I have never 'eaten' it since ;))

Really more than we want to know:eek::p:D

Vanessa Sep 25th 2007 10:25 am

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Originally Posted by sallyclaire (Post 5351715)
Really more than we want to know:eek::p:D

That's why I said it was my ex! :)

asher Sep 25th 2007 10:27 am

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Originally Posted by Vanessa (Post 5351709)
Wish it did taste like salt as I love oysters - I think it is more like bad eggs (or my ex's was, hence I have never 'eaten' it since ;))

apparently according to my mate it all depends on their diet!!

will have to ask her about this again but she has a diet for him that improves the taste :eek:


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