Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
Sep 25th 2007, 6:25 am
#31
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Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
Sep 25th 2007, 6:38 am
#32
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Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
I have found that my prowess in the bedroom means that lubricant is a thing of the past in this house.
Ha ha ginger bollox.
Ha ha ginger bollox.
Sep 25th 2007, 6:43 am
#33
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Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
Now what am I gonna do with my sanctuary body lotion!! Can't use that again after reading this, gonna make me go all queasy every time I smell the ginger!
Sep 25th 2007, 6:54 am
#34
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Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
or if anybody sits down next to you and smells of the stuff you will be thinkin durty bugger a know what uve been up to lol
Sep 25th 2007, 7:11 am
#36
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Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
MIL allways buys me sanctuary stuff for my birthday!
do you think shes trying to tell me something?
do you think shes trying to tell me something?
Sep 25th 2007, 7:16 am
#37
Happy migrant
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Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
Men - tip number two.
try not to get horny when you are chopping chillies in the kitchen
try not to get horny when you are chopping chillies in the kitchen
Sep 25th 2007, 7:23 am
#38
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Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
Far too much information from the OP but this whole thread has really made me laugh this morning so thanks!
but this whole thread has really made me laugh this morning so thanks!
Sep 25th 2007, 8:53 am
#39
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Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
One word ...
Sep 25th 2007, 9:18 am
#40
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Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
I once was 'fumbling' around in the dark and mistakenly grabbed the wella hair wax tub instead of the lube ,they were next to each other on the bedside table (well it was dark and we were a bit pissed)
My god it got sticky and the missus was rather tender the next day
wouldnt recommend it
Lee
My god it got sticky and the missus was rather tender the next day
wouldnt recommend it
Lee
Sep 25th 2007, 9:23 am
#41
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Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
and the moral of this story is always check the ingredients
either that or keep only the proper lubricant on your bedside table
either that or keep only the proper lubricant on your bedside table
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Sep 25th 2007, 9:24 am
#43
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Sep 25th 2007, 9:27 am
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Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
will have to ask her about this again but she has a diet for him that improves the taste