clydegirl

a'm gauny need a hair o'the dug ,cos ma heid's birlin efter last night.

Fiona&malc

Im pi!!ing myself reasding some of these threads, i really miss the scottish banter !!!

ive got the funniest email just now, its a clip from Chewing the Fat and its called TAYSIDERS IN SPACE its really really funny, i think you lot would appreciate it, pm me with your email address if you want me to send it

some other scottish words :

baufin, hes baufin (bow-fin)
stooshie,causing a disturbance, aye she caused a right stooshie in the middle ay marks and sparks
buroo, benfit payments, aye hes still oan the buroo
black affrontit, embarassed, i goat lifted by the polis, ma mither wiz black affrontit
laldy (i'll gie ye laldy!!) dunno how to expalin that one
skelly eyed, cross eyed, that wee wumman wiz skelly eyed
hoachin, busy, argyle street wiz hoachin oan saturday
baw hair,close, yoan eygit missed ma motor by a baw hair
cool the beans, calm doon
mince, rubbish, you talk mince
bahookie, nether regions, yer bum... sit oan yer bahookie


cheers


(im starting early the night )

soapy©

molicate.............i just love this word. it was used a lot by members of my family when we were growing up.
i use it a lot now.
but the family never use it

soapy©

pure magic, i love it

soapy©

this thead has given me such a laugh. av jist goat hame fae work an ma coupon wiz trippin mae till a red this
chearz gang

Fiona&malc

och awa and gies piece


awa an raffle yer doughnut

or

awa and raffle yersell

Fiona&malc

Herrchook, Taysiders in Space are flying to you right now, Enjoy

herrchook

pmsl, fantastic - "there's a right big whoor o a space ship headin this way captain" & "he's stone deed captain, no pulse or nothin'" You must show this to Stitch, she might know some of them

Thanks for sending it Fee.

Right, I'm oaf to wash the bairns - been meaning tae dae it fir an hoor now, and thir coupon's ar mingin'

See ya later ya bass!



BTW - thanks for startin' this Soapy, thae English ejjits must be fair scaret readin aw this pish

Gill

angel17796

Shut that greeting face : Please stop crying

Im gan up the road after ive been fur ma messages: Im going home home after i have been for the shopping


I find it really hard to think of things we used to say after being told by my parents and nana to speak right. Ken what a mean like?

Scossie

Some classic Stanley Baxter!
The God of Parliamo Glasgow!

Some mair crackin links as well.
The one wi Rikki Fulton daein a stoshious wetherman is a classic!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/aboutu...dia_type=video

soapy©

cheers mate,
u have this link but ill post it for others
http://www.geocities.com/scotlandsma...moglasgow.html
anyone who wants the links i tried to post earlier can PM an email address.
they are funny trust me

mackinnon

Stramash = commotion

Stoory = dusty

Snell = cold, as in weather

Fannybaws = derog., insult: a man with ladies genitals instead of mens.

Stitch

I've missed some of this.....What's been happening?

Cheers

Ginny

biggy

nawamurny......no I am not
amurso............I am so
wheech.........throw
skite..............slide
skart..............graze
cundy.....drain
skoosh, ginger...................fizzy drink

"Haw you, ye goan doon the toon the day ?

Aye amurso, whit aboot you ?,

Nawamurny.......last time a' went a' skited oan ma erse wi aw that ice an snaw, skarted ma leg so a did and then wheeched ma shoappin every wher and a never fun ma tottie scones yit, plus ma skoosh boattle burst and run doon the cundy !!"

herrchook

PM me your email address Ginny and I'll forward it on to you. You'll love it

Gill