scottish banter for those who like
Feb 16th 2006, 8:48 am
#61
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Re: scottish banter for those who like
Originally Posted by herrchook
Tried them all, just keep bringing me back here !
Here's another adult only link..http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/lowland_scots.htm
Here's another adult only link..http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/lowland_scots.htm
Nice link
Look what I found!!
A face like a well-skelped arse = Blushing; a face like a well spanked bottom.
See Soapy I wisnae inslutin you!!
Feb 16th 2006, 8:48 am
#62
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Re: scottish banter for those who like
Originally Posted by yamahaha
Pus = Face
as in
Check oot Soapies Pus... its ..
as in
Check oot Soapies Pus... its ..
Feb 16th 2006, 8:50 am
#63
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Re: scottish banter for those who like
Originally Posted by herrchook
Awa man, yir jis goan awroonihooses noo. Naw am irnae, aye yi ur yi numpty
Feb 16th 2006, 8:52 am
#64
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Re: scottish banter for those who like
Originally Posted by yamahaha
Nice link
Look what I found!!
A face like a well-skelped arse = Blushing; a face like a well spanked bottom.
See Soapy I wisnae inslutin you!!
Look what I found!!
A face like a well-skelped arse = Blushing; a face like a well spanked bottom.
See Soapy I wisnae inslutin you!!
Saw yir post abot Mrs Yamahaha hayin twa job offers - hope she didnae write hur CV like this!!
Feb 16th 2006, 8:53 am
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Re: scottish banter for those who like
Originally Posted by yamahaha
Beat it! Gaun!
Feb 16th 2006, 8:53 am
#66
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Re: scottish banter for those who like
We've had a right good laugh at you lot tonight, can ye no talk scottish in Australia and you need to come here to let it all out! rofl
Here's one we came up with
Molicate - gie somebody a doon.
Dobber - a "member" an idiot.
as in "Ah'll molicate you ya dobber!
Catherine x
Here's one we came up with
Molicate - gie somebody a doon.
Dobber - a "member" an idiot.
as in "Ah'll molicate you ya dobber!
Catherine x
Feb 16th 2006, 8:55 am
#67
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Re: scottish banter for those who like
Originally Posted by Scottishmum
We've had a right good laugh at you lot tonight, can ye no talk scottish in Australia and you need to come here to let it all out! rofl
Here's one we came up with
Molicate - gie somebody a doon.
Dobber - a "member" an idiot.
as in "Ah'll molicate you ya dobber!
Catherine x
Here's one we came up with
Molicate - gie somebody a doon.
Dobber - a "member" an idiot.
as in "Ah'll molicate you ya dobber!
Catherine x
Dobbin in, is the worst crime of awe in Blantir, it means yir a grass
Feb 16th 2006, 8:56 am
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Re: scottish banter for those who like
arite ya bunch o bampots, Am awa tae ma beed noo. Night night
Feb 16th 2006, 8:56 am
#69
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Re: scottish banter for those who like
Originally Posted by Scottishmum
We've had a right good laugh at you lot tonight, can ye no talk scottish in Australia and you need to come here to let it all out! rofl
Here's one we came up with
Molicate - gie somebody a doon.
Dobber - a "member" an idiot.
as in "Ah'll molicate you ya dobber!
Catherine x
Here's one we came up with
Molicate - gie somebody a doon.
Dobber - a "member" an idiot.
as in "Ah'll molicate you ya dobber!
Catherine x
Feb 16th 2006, 8:57 am
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Re: scottish banter for those who like
Originally Posted by herrchook
arite ya bunch o bampots, Am awa tae ma beed noo. Night night
Gidnicht Gill
Feb 16th 2006, 8:57 am
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Re: scottish banter for those who like
Originally Posted by herrchook
arite ya bunch o bampots, Am awa tae ma beed noo. Night night
Feb 16th 2006, 9:37 am
#72
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Re: scottish banter for those who like
Originally Posted by soapy
hes a few to get it going again 
Blythswood skwerr...........a place frequented by Bix of a night
haun knittit something your granny would make you and make u wear it too
ra morra tomorrow
merrit married
scud to hit someone or something
bawheid me
sideyways to the left ot right
coo's arse ugly
neebur next door
nippy sweetie biggy
now lets see how meny i can join together?
bawheid wiz up rat blythswood skwerr last night, if that nippy sweetie that hes mettit tae finds out she gee him a scud and knock his heid sideyways and ra morra he will have a coupon like a coo's arse, oh by the way his neebur haun knittit him a ballyclaver to hide his scars
Blythswood skwerr...........a place frequented by Bix of a night
haun knittit something your granny would make you and make u wear it too
ra morra tomorrow
merrit married
scud to hit someone or something
bawheid me
sideyways to the left ot right
coo's arse ugly
neebur next door
nippy sweetie biggy
now lets see how meny i can join together?
bawheid wiz up rat blythswood skwerr last night, if that nippy sweetie that hes mettit tae finds out she gee him a scud and knock his heid sideyways and ra morra he will have a coupon like a coo's arse, oh by the way his neebur haun knittit him a ballyclaver to hide his scars
Haw wee man u pished again....yer een must b awe bleery if ye think am a nippy sweetie...ave goat a face like a rotweiller chewin a waasp!!!
ony wey a need tae go an gerrabus naw norisbus, anurabus.........
Oheerrabus............shite ave jist missedrabus
A need tae get anurabus..........all get oan this yin...........Geeza ticket tae toon............getaffmabus.....How!!! C'Moan-Get-Aff!!!!!!get anurabus....whit wan ...........Sower-Err............Och man its pishin doon noo, ...the rains Stoatin Aff The Grun
Awayan'boilyirheid, stick yer bus up yer erse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ya numpty
Feb 16th 2006, 9:44 am
#73
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Re: scottish banter for those who like
Have a taken that too far!!!!!
Feb 16th 2006, 2:11 pm
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Re: scottish banter for those who like
Ach awayn sh*te ya midgie raker. Gon ben the skullery n take they gingy boatels in the pollybag doon ae the van. buy me a pokyhat n a boatla barr bru and dont bother playin jingies way the chynge! ask the driva if ye cin get a niggi back up the road!
Oh.. a nearly forgoat " scerd ay the berd" haha ah huvny herd that in donks!
Karen ( luvvin the glesga patter)
Oh.. a nearly forgoat " scerd ay the berd" haha ah huvny herd that in donks!
Karen
( luvvin the glesga patter)
Feb 16th 2006, 2:19 pm
#75
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Re: scottish banter for those who like
I told my daughter to hawd her wheesht she just 
at me lol
at me lol
