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Old Feb 16th 2006, 8:10 am
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Did yi get aff we him

Did he walk you home

Di yi git a pump

not saying, mods might close thread
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Old Feb 16th 2006, 8:13 am
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Originally Posted by soapy
awe a furgoat you lot wur broat up wae jaurries in yir mooth
Awa an bile yer heid Soapy
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Old Feb 16th 2006, 8:15 am
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links are only for adults
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Old Feb 16th 2006, 8:17 am
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Originally Posted by herrchook
Awa an bile yer heid Soapy
ha haha another cracker
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Old Feb 16th 2006, 8:18 am
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Tried them all, just keep bringing me back here !

Here's another adult only link..http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/lowland_scots.htm
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Old Feb 16th 2006, 8:20 am
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Originally Posted by herrchook
Tried them all, just keep bringing me back here !

Here's another adult only link..http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/lowland_scots.htm
ill need to work it out. somethings wrong.
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Old Feb 16th 2006, 8:24 am
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Originally Posted by soapy
just had a wee swatch and found another of my faves...haverin'
pauline said i was haverin last week. i couldnt stop laughing cos she hasnt said that for years.
haverin talking pish

Surely not, your wife must have been speaking abut someone else
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Old Feb 16th 2006, 8:24 am
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the files too big to send
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Old Feb 16th 2006, 8:25 am
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Originally Posted by Margaret2
Surely not, your wife must have been speaking abut someone else
thats what i said, but she claimed i was haverin again
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Old Feb 16th 2006, 8:27 am
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Originally Posted by herrchook
Tried them all, just keep bringing me back here !

Here's another adult only link..http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/lowland_scots.htm

PMSL
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Old Feb 16th 2006, 8:32 am
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Ave jist remembered a few ma mithir uses

Marget yir mackin me gyte

Margaret is making her mother angry

Margit go in thi scullery an turn thi well aff.

Margaret go into the kitchen and turn the water off at the tap.

Pit sum elba grease inti that lum

Could you clean the fireplace better please
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Old Feb 16th 2006, 8:32 am
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the files too big to send
Coupon = Face

as in

Check oot Soapies Coupon, looks like a weel skelped 'erse!
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Old Feb 16th 2006, 8:37 am
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Originally Posted by Margaret2
Did yi get aff we him

Did he walk you home

Di yi git a pump

not saying, mods might close thread

Why, did he hiv a big stauner, like he could hiv poked you in the e'en
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Old Feb 16th 2006, 8:40 am
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Originally Posted by Sorchar
Why, did he hiv a big stauner, like he could hiv poked you in the e'en
Pus = Face

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Check oot Soapies Pus... its ..
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Old Feb 16th 2006, 8:44 am
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Originally Posted by Sorchar
Why, did he hiv a big stauner, like he could hiv poked you in the e'en
Aye, bit a decked him oan thi neb
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