scottish banter for those who like
Feb 16th 2006, 7:22 am
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Re: scottish banter for those who like
Originally Posted by mackinnon
Do I detect some Ayrshire vernacular?
Ah dinnae ken whit a am, fae Blantirr, bit dwelled in Killie, a lang, lang time
Feb 16th 2006, 7:26 am
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Re: scottish banter for those who like
hes a few to get it going again 
Blythswood skwerr...........a place frequented by Bix of a night
haun knittit something your granny would make you and make u wear it too
ra morra tomorrow
merrit married
scud to hit someone or something
bawheid me
sideyways to the left ot right
coo's arse ugly
neebur next door
nippy sweetie biggy
now lets see how meny i can join together?
bawheid wiz up rat blythswood skwerr last night, if that nippy sweetie that hes mettit tae finds out she gee him a scud and knock his heid sideyways and ra morra he will have a coupon like a coo's arse, oh by the way his neebur haun knittit him a ballyclaver to hide his scars
Blythswood skwerr...........a place frequented by Bix of a night
haun knittit something your granny would make you and make u wear it too
ra morra tomorrow
merrit married
scud to hit someone or something
bawheid me
sideyways to the left ot right
coo's arse ugly
neebur next door
nippy sweetie biggy
now lets see how meny i can join together?
bawheid wiz up rat blythswood skwerr last night, if that nippy sweetie that hes mettit tae finds out she gee him a scud and knock his heid sideyways and ra morra he will have a coupon like a coo's arse, oh by the way his neebur haun knittit him a ballyclaver to hide his scars
Feb 16th 2006, 7:27 am
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Re: scottish banter for those who like
and the dry boak...feeling nausous, or ye gie me the boak...make me feel sick. And if you get a dissy, you're date doesn't turn up.
Feb 16th 2006, 7:29 am
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Re: scottish banter for those who like
Originally Posted by Sorchar
and the dry boak...feeling nausous, or ye gie me the boak...make me feel sick. And if you get a dissy, you're date doesn't turn up.
Feb 16th 2006, 7:30 am
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Re: scottish banter for those who like
Originally Posted by Margaret2
Ah dinnae ken whit a am, fae Blantirr, bit dwelled in Killie, a lang, lang time
Feb 16th 2006, 7:34 am
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Re: scottish banter for those who like
Michty me, fur classic Scottish Banter you just cannae beat The Broons man........
http://www.thatsbraw.co.uk/The%20Broons/Broons-Page.htm
http://www.thatsbraw.co.uk/The%20Broons/Broons-Page.htm
Feb 16th 2006, 7:37 am
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Re: scottish banter for those who like
Originally Posted by herrchook
Michty me, fur classic Scottish Banter you just cannae beat The Broons man........
http://www.thatsbraw.co.uk/The%20Broons/Broons-Page.htm
http://www.thatsbraw.co.uk/The%20Broons/Broons-Page.htm
pauline said i was haverin last week. i couldnt stop laughing cos she hasnt said that for years.
haverin talking pish
Feb 16th 2006, 7:53 am
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Re: scottish banter for those who like
Any of you get a bag off at school (a snog)?
Feb 16th 2006, 7:56 am
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rat wid drive yae rite aff yir nut
i use this a lot here
i use this a lot here
Feb 16th 2006, 7:57 am
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Re: scottish banter for those who like
Originally Posted by soapy
so u talk pish in stereo
Dochter
Meaning: daughter
blethering
Meaning: conversing
Luk at the snaw
Meaning: Look at the snow
She's a big heaver
Meaning: They are slightly on the plump side.
Whit a haufer
Another one for slightly on the plump side
Soopit
Meaing: scooped
Loaby
Meaning: vestibule
single en
Meaning; studio flat
Feb 16th 2006, 7:59 am
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Re: scottish banter for those who like
Originally Posted by Margaret2
Dochter
Meaning: daughter
blethering
Meaning: conversing
Luk at the snaw
Meaning: Look at the snow
She's a big heaver
Meaning: They are slightly on the plump side.
Whit a haufer
Another one for slightly on the plump side
Soopit
Meaing: scooped
Feb 16th 2006, 8:00 am
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Re: scottish banter for those who like
mawkit slightly on the dirty side
Feb 16th 2006, 8:00 am
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Re: scottish banter for those who like
Originally Posted by soapy
CLATTY
ya clatty wee besturt, youve jist pished yursell !
ya clatty wee besturt, youve jist pished yursell !
Feb 16th 2006, 8:02 am
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Re: scottish banter for those who like
Originally Posted by herrchook
I was posh and grew up in Edinburgh - we werny clatty, we were clarty
Feb 16th 2006, 8:05 am
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Re: scottish banter for those who like
Here's a few fi ma man who's a chookter fi Fife (hence the name herrchook - a man who can speak german who's a chookter).......
peely wally - pale
bin the hoose - through the back of the house
up the close - in the shared stairways
a cuddy - a horse
braw - brilliant
skeemie - a poor person
chuckies - stones
bit - boot
stanes - testicles - ever had a bit in the stanes
a lumbar - a one night stand
peely wally - pale
bin the hoose - through the back of the house
up the close - in the shared stairways
a cuddy - a horse
braw - brilliant
skeemie - a poor person
chuckies - stones
bit - boot
stanes - testicles - ever had a bit in the stanes
a lumbar - a one night stand
