Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Apr 6th 2016, 2:16 pm

#3781

bakedbean

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by InVinoVeritas

And as you can see bakedbean can easily spot a banana from her lofty perch.

InVinoVeritas used to smoke bananas, especially after drinking several bottles of wine.

Apr 6th 2016, 2:18 pm

#3782

Pulaski

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by bakedbean

InVinoVeritas used to smoke bananas, especially after drinking several bottles of wine.

Bakedbean is not as quick on the draw as she thinks she is!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pulaski

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Originally Posted by InVinoVeritas

And as you can see bakedbean can easily spot a banana from her lofty perch.

IVV fishes for perch in the pond at the local park. The park keeper is now studying to become a game warden too.

Apr 6th 2016, 2:24 pm

#3783

InVinoVeritas

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

Pulaski lies, concealed in his army-surplus fatigues, for a hapless wench to set off his duplicate-post tripwire.

Apr 6th 2016, 2:27 pm

#3784

Pulaski

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by InVinoVeritas

Pulaski lies, concealed in his army-surplus fatigues, for a hapless wench to set off his duplicate-post tripwire.

Last week IVV was found hanging by one leg from the tree in his front garden, snared by the trap he had set to catch the thief stealing his pansies.

Apr 7th 2016, 10:12 am

#3785

bakedbean

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Pulaski

Last week IVV was found hanging by one leg from the tree in his front garden, snared by the trap he had set to catch the thief stealing his pansies.

Pulaski eats brussels sprouts for breakfast.

Apr 7th 2016, 12:28 pm

#3786

Pulaski

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by bakedbean

Pulaski eats brussels sprouts for breakfast.

Bakedbean has a net of dried Brussels sprouts hanging in her wardrobe to keep things smelling sweet.

Apr 7th 2016, 12:38 pm

#3787

paulry

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Pulaski

Bakedbean has a net of dried Brussels sprouts hanging in her wardrobe to keep things smelling sweet.

Pulaski hangs strings of garlic in his wardrobe to keep the vampires away

Apr 9th 2016, 2:29 pm

#3788

bakedbean

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by paulry

Pulaski hangs strings of garlic in his wardrobe to keep the vampires away

Paulry hangs strings of onions on his bicycle, and wears a beret, and thinks he's French.

Apr 9th 2016, 8:46 pm

#3789

Pulaski

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by bakedbean

Paulry hangs strings of onions on his bicycle, and wears a beret, and thinks he's French.

Bakedbean sleeps with a wedge of parmesan cheese under her pillow for good luck.

Apr 9th 2016, 9:01 pm

#3790

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Pulaski

Bakedbean sleeps with a wedge of parmesan cheese under her pillow for good luck.

Pulaski has Parmesan cheese in his socks to keep the smell down.

Apr 10th 2016, 12:11 am

#3791

InVinoVeritas

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by SoCalDon

Pulaski has Parmesan cheese in his socks to keep the smell down.

SoCalDon uses "Eau de Parmesan" after-shave.

Apr 10th 2016, 1:12 am

#3792

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by InVinoVeritas

SoCalDon uses "Eau de Parmesan" after-shave.

IVV utilizes the power of smelly cheese to repel muggers and pickpockets.

Apr 11th 2016, 10:31 am

#3793

SoCalDon

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by manekeniko

IVV utilizes the power of smelly cheese to repel muggers and pickpockets.

Manekeniko is not easily repelled.

Apr 11th 2016, 12:07 pm

#3794

Pulaski

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by SoCalDon

Manekeniko is not easily repelled.

SoCalDon is an expert rappeler, he rappels from the bedroom window instead of using the stairs.

Apr 11th 2016, 1:18 pm

#3795

manekeniko

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Pulaski

SoCalDon is an expert rappeler, he rappels from the bedroom window instead of using the stairs.

Pulaski plans on retiring onboard a rusty scupper, and will spend his remaining years fishing for mackerel.

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