Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Mar 31st 2016, 12:59 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Pulaski

SoCalDon is the proprietor of Quality Quidditch Supplies.

Pulaski used to be a death eater but gave it up to grow asparagus in Norfolk.

Mar 31st 2016, 3:13 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

Bermudashorts crossed a kangaroo with a shopping trolley. The idea really took off. So did the kangaroo with all her shopping.

Mar 31st 2016, 9:10 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Bermudashorts crossed a kangaroo with a shopping trolley. The idea really took off. So did the kangaroo with all her shopping.

InVinoVeritas drives a trolley car and seats kangaroos as passengers.

Mar 31st 2016, 9:20 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by manekeniko

InVinoVeritas drives a trolley car and seats kangaroos as passengers.

Manekeniko avoids paying for travel on IVV's trolley car by dressing in a kangaroo suit.

Mar 31st 2016, 9:27 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Pulaski

Manekeniko avoids paying for travel on IVV's trolley car by dressing in a kangaroo suit.

Pulaski gets the wax out of his ears by putting wicks in and lighting them. There is an unusual aura about him.

Last edited by Alfresco; Mar 31st 2016 at 9:46 pm. Reason: insert missing word.

Mar 31st 2016, 9:39 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Alfresco

Pulaski gets the wax out of his ears by putting wicks in and lighting them. There is unusual aura about him.

Ikea's management was so pleased with Alfresco's endorsement, they let him sleep in the furniture department any time he likes. He also receives a free bonus Swedish meatball at mealtime.

Apr 2nd 2016, 9:38 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by manekeniko

Ikea's management was so pleased with Alfresco's endorsement, they let him sleep in the furniture department any time he likes. He also receives a free bonus Swedish meatball at mealtime.

Manekeniko climbs every lamp post that she passes whilst out for a walk.

Apr 3rd 2016, 3:23 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by SoCalDon

Manekeniko climbs every lamp post that she passes whilst out for a walk.

Whilst SoCalDon stops at every lamp post for an entirely different reason

Apr 3rd 2016, 3:48 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by InVinoVeritas

Whilst SoCalDon stops at every lamp post for an entirely different reason

IVV has the worlds largest collection of lampposts.

Apr 3rd 2016, 4:05 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Pulaski

IVV has the worlds largest collection of lampposts.

Pulaski is an avid collector of airport runway approach lights, the police are on his trail though and will be arriving shortly (followed by 2 x A380's and a B747)

Apr 3rd 2016, 11:35 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by InVinoVeritas

Pulaski is an avid collector of airport runway approach lights, the police are on his trail though and will be arriving shortly (followed by 2 x A380's and a B747)

InVinoVeritas once left his landing light on and suffered many years of one terrible joke because of it...