Bernieboy

Alfresco packs Biltong down his pants to attract wild woman.

Alfresco

The B-Boy Mansion is a thriving hive of activity 24/7, where all the young and beautiful women go to have good times.

bakedbean

Alfresco has given up alcohol and now just drinks herbal and spice teas like Chamomile or Lemongrass & Ginger.

paulry

Bakedbean has persuaded Alfresco to hand over all of his beer making equipment to her, and to install window boxes of Chamomile, Lemongrass and Ginger at every window of his house.

bakedbean

Paulry is taking part in the Tour De Oz bike race next weekend and he will be peddling away up around the Blue mountains and up to Alice Springs then down to Adelaide (few slurps at the wineries) then across to Tasmania. Such a fit guy.

bakedbean

Bakedbean won Wimbledon last week but no one noticed.

Alfresco

bakedbean is so modest that she never ever talks about herself in public.

bakedbean

Alfresco has had a gender change recently and she looks very pretty, especially with those two pints of froth.

paulry

Bakedbean is hoping to charm Alfresco into returning her prized crystal jugs before he drops them

Alfresco

Paulry loves the EU and is planning to become a politician there in his retirement.

paulry

Alfresco sings like a fräulein in the shower.

old.sparkles

Paulry often shares his shower with frauleins

Alfresco

oldsparkles completed her sentence.


...at the same time.

bakedbean

Alfresco looks cute with pigtails.

Alfresco

bakedbean has a penchant for Bbq sauce these days.