Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Feb 10th 2011, 2:56 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by armandra

expatasia went to Tokyo with the idea of marketing "Walk 'n' Wash" ankle-attachable laundry tanks and getting rich.

armandra!

Armandra heard what Expatasia was about to do so caused a kerfuffle at airport check-in and with a devilish "sleight of ankle" manoevre managed to wrestle control of the laundry tanks. Armandra has now attached bells to them and is planning to sell them in the USA because frankly they'll buy anything

Feb 10th 2011, 6:42 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

Paulry does pirouettes in a pink suit in the centre of Canberra every day at lunch time in the hope that someone will take pity on him and offer him a dancing contract. So far the only offers have been from flamingos.

Feb 10th 2011, 12:16 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Alfresco is a major partner in Brisbane's new "Flamingo World". He can cook as well.

Feb 10th 2011, 12:34 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by alistairboyle

Alfresco is a major partner in Brisbane's new "Flamingo World". He can cook as well.

Yep, particularly anything with BEETROOT

Alistair is confused thinking if it's wine in the glass or is it glass in the wine.

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Feb 10th 2011, 4:54 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Yep, particularly anything with BEETROOT

Alistair is confused thinking if it's wine in the glass or is it glass in the wine.

armandra!

Armandra knows that the reason for Alistairs confusion is when he wasn't looking Armandra sneaked up and drank over three quarters of his glassful

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Feb 25th 2011, 9:07 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

Paulry has kitted himself out with shorts, a vest and thongs (flip flops) in preparation for his first motorbike ride here in Oz.

Feb 26th 2011, 11:37 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Paulry has kitted himself out with shorts, a vest and thongs (flip flops) in preparation for his first motorbike ride here in Oz.

Alfresco is wondering why he hasn't sold any loo brushes yet.

Feb 26th 2011, 2:05 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Alfresco is wondering why he hasn't sold any loo brushes yet.

Alister want's to been more loved in oz so has changed his name to o'boyle

Mar 1st 2011, 9:49 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly

Alister want's to been more loved in oz so has changed his name to o'boyle

Bernie is buying a whole new wardrobe for his return to Aus, and is on the lookout for some diamante thiongs to complete the outfit

Mar 1st 2011, 11:10 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Bernie is buying a whole new wardrobe for his return to Aus, and is on the lookout for some diamante thiongs to complete the outfit

Polly should stop discussing me in a LOT of threads

Mar 1st 2011, 11:45 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Polly should stop discussing me in a LOT of threads

Polly keeps discussing Berbie's 'thread'.

Mar 2nd 2011, 12:43 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Polly keeps discussing Berbie's 'thread'.

SC looks better with glasses,them contact lenses make her look spaced

Mar 2nd 2011, 1:06 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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SC looks better with glasses,them contact lenses make her look spaced

The barfly has a part-time job as Jermaine Beckford's chauffeur. Has had occasional crashes on the M62 while listening to Lieutenant Pigeon.

Mar 2nd 2011, 6:09 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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The barfly has a part-time job as Jermaine Beckford's chauffeur. Has had occasional crashes on the M62 while listening to Lieutenant Pigeon.

expatasia is no where to be found in well, asia.

armandra!

Apr 7th 2011, 7:42 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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expatasia is no where to be found in well, asia.

armandra!

Armandra has moved on to another forum.