Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Feb 8th 2011, 12:58 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly

Alistair once interviewed a jehovah WITNESS about the whereabouts of jehovah but got naffin.

Bernie once had a bad experience in the desert with Jehovah, a piece of halibut, and a packet of gravel.......

Feb 8th 2011, 1:08 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Pollyana

Bernie once had a bad experience in the desert with Jehovah, a piece of halibut, and a packet of gravel.......

Pollyana hates cheese and never quotes from Monty Python. She also spreads good news about the weather.

Feb 8th 2011, 3:52 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly

Alistair once interviewed a jehovah WITNESS about the whereabouts of jehovah but got naffin.

Bernie volunteered to be the jehovah WITNESS Alistair wanted to interview, but to no avail.

armandra!

Feb 8th 2011, 7:14 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by armandra

Bernie volunteered to be the jehovah WITNESS Alistair wanted to interview, but to no avail.

armandra!

Armandra was hiding in the bushes with all the mags,as she has never witnessed jehovah and was therefore out of the enquiry.

Feb 9th 2011, 2:43 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly

Armandra was hiding in the bushes with all the mags,as she has never witnessed jehovah and was therefore out of the enquiry.

Bernie was in the bushes with some different mags.

Feb 9th 2011, 2:58 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by alistairboyle

Bernie was in the bushes with some different mags.

alistairboyle refuses to go to bed at night without his soft toy 'mr cuddy wuddy woo woo'.

Feb 9th 2011, 4:21 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by scottishcelts

alistairboyle refuses to go to bed at night without his soft toy 'mr cuddy wuddy woo woo'.

scottishcelts neatly lays her barbie doll beside her bed every night and feels barbie's watching her when she's asleep.

armandra!

Feb 9th 2011, 12:52 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by armandra

scottishcelts neatly lays her barbie doll beside her bed every night and feels barbie's watching her when she's asleep.

armandra!

armandra used to be called armandleg

Feb 9th 2011, 2:07 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by brissybee

armandra used to be called armandleg

A bee strung brissybee and the scar never healed, hence the name.

Feb 9th 2011, 8:34 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by armandra

A bee strung brissybee and the scar never healed, hence the name.

Armandra sends a jar of beetroot to Polly and MP every week in the successful attempt to prevent being banned anytime soon for all the ourageous and harmful lies she posts on BE.

Feb 9th 2011, 9:38 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Alfresco

Armandra sends a jar of beetroot to Polly and MP every week in the successful attempt to prevent being banned anytime soon for all the ourageous and harmful lies she posts on BE.

Alfresco's new job involves standing outside his local post office licking peoples stamps and putting them on the envelope.

Feb 9th 2011, 10:46 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly

Alfresco's new job involves standing outside his local post office licking peoples stamps and putting them on the envelope.

Bernie has changed his name by deed poll to Jiggy Jiggy

Feb 9th 2011, 10:51 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Bernie has changed his name by deed poll to Jiggy Jiggy

Paulry thought that Hertz van rental was a dutch footballer.

Feb 9th 2011, 10:56 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by paulry

Bernie has changed his name by deed poll to Jiggy Jiggy

Whilst traipsing around the dirty streets of Canberra looking for a suitable rental paulry got the idea for inventing the "Walk 'n' Wash" ankle-attachable laundry tanks.

Feb 10th 2011, 1:55 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by expatasia

Whilst traipsing around the dirty streets of Canberra looking for a suitable rental paulry got the idea for inventing the "Walk 'n' Wash" ankle-attachable laundry tanks.

expatasia went to Tokyo with the idea of marketing "Walk 'n' Wash" ankle-attachable laundry tanks and getting rich.

armandra!