Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Jun 29th 2015, 10:15 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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SoCalDon invented farts.

Bakedbean appreciates them.

Jun 29th 2015, 12:47 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Bakedbean appreciates them.

SoCalDon may not reach the second round of Wimbledon.

Jun 29th 2015, 2:45 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

Bb was rather excited when she seen a kangaroo in her garden and rushed online to show a photo to all her friends however she was slightly embarrassed when it was pointed out it was next door neighbours greyhound having a shit!

Jun 29th 2015, 11:03 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Kelli28 relaxed by the pool, enjoying a glass of chilled chablis and a twist of 'roo jerky. An enraged kangaroo hopped over and punched her unconscious.

Jul 1st 2015, 5:46 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Kelli28 relaxed by the pool, enjoying a glass of chilled chablis and a twist of 'roo jerky. An enraged kangaroo hopped over and punched her unconscious.

Manekeniko has a huge gun collection at her house and often sits in her rocking chair on the verandah taking pot shots at the local varmints and spitting into a pot.

Jul 1st 2015, 3:54 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by SoCalDon

Manekeniko has a huge gun collection at her house and often sits in her rocking chair on the verandah taking pot shots at the local varmints and spitting into a pot.

SoCalDon is my first cousin, and we're gettin' hitched as soon as he finishes carving the corn pipe.

Jul 4th 2015, 6:18 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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SoCalDon is my first cousin, and we're gettin' hitched as soon as he finishes carving the corn pipe.

Manekeniko is already in fourteen bigamous marriages which explains why she is always tired.

Jul 5th 2015, 8:40 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Manekeniko is already in fourteen bigamous marriages which explains why she is always tired.

SoCalDon likes to send naked selfies of himself.....to himself!

Jul 5th 2015, 2:35 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Irishbeekeeper

SoCalDon likes to send naked selfies of himself.....to himself!

Irish avoids pulling mingers at the pub by getting himself monged first.
Everyone is a stunner with beer goggles on!

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Jul 6th 2015, 9:34 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Kelli28

Irish avoids pulling mingers at the pub by getting himself monged first.
Everyone is a stunner with beer goggles on!

Kelli28 actually lives in her local pub. She sleeps under one of the benches and hasn't been sober for some years now.

Jul 7th 2015, 12:20 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Kelli28 actually lives in her local pub. She sleeps under one of the benches and hasn't been sober for some years now.

SoCalDon is planning on climbing up the side of the Eiffel Tower for Bastille Day.

Jul 7th 2015, 6:42 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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SoCalDon is planning on climbing up the side of the Eiffel Tower for Bastille Day.

manekeniko upgraded from nine lives to immortality.

Jul 8th 2015, 11:34 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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manekeniko upgraded from nine lives to immortality.

Alfresco lives in a replica Tardis and has been arrested more than once for shouting "why won't you f***ing work you bastard" at the top of his voice at all hours.

Jul 9th 2015, 12:14 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Alfresco lives in a replica Tardis and has been arrested more than once for shouting "why won't you f***ing work you bastard" at the top of his voice at all hours.

SoCalDon is an undercover policewoman.

Jul 9th 2015, 12:21 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Alfresco

SoCalDon is an undercover policewoman.

In a past life, Alfresco was a chicken that died for KFC.