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Saturday funny !
Japanese Joke.
BobbyFTM was in a nightclub, and copped off with a Japanese stunner. He went back to her place, had a few more beers, then was coersed into bed. He began making love to the beautiful chick, and she began screaming, FUJIFOO !!! FUJIFOO !! So he starts going at it like a shit house door in a storm, and she carries on screaming FUJIFOO !!! FUJIFOO !!FUJIFOO !!! FUJIFOO !! WHAT A NIGHT !!! Next Day he is in the Gold Coast with Soapy, Papa and a cpl of Japanese Business Men. BOBBY strikes the ball off the T , weeeeeeeeeeeee thru the air, and PLONK into the hole !!!! Noit being one to miss an opportunity to impress !! he screams FUJIFOO !!! FUJIFOO !! The two japanese business men , walk over and say... NO YOU GOT IT IN THE RIGHT HOLE, MATE :rofl::rofl::rofl: |
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PMSL :rofl::rofl:
annkc |
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mate,you wait till he catch up with you later:mad::rofl::rofl::rofl:
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:tounge_smile:
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:rofl::rofl::thumbsup:
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Re: Saturday funny !
Originally Posted by Timber Floor Au
(Post 6196865)
Japanese Joke.
BobbyFTM was in a nightclub, and copped off with a Japanese stunner. He went back to her place, had a few more beers, then was coersed into bed. He began making love to the beautiful chick, and she began screaming, FUJIFOO !!! FUJIFOO !! So he starts going at it like a shit house door in a storm, and she carries on screaming FUJIFOO !!! FUJIFOO !!FUJIFOO !!! FUJIFOO !! WHAT A NIGHT !!! Next Day he is in the Gold Coast with Soapy, Papa and a cpl of Japanese Business Men. BOBBY strikes the ball off the T , weeeeeeeeeeeee thru the air, and PLONK into the hole !!!! Noit being one to miss an opportunity to impress !! he screams FUJIFOO !!! FUJIFOO !! The two japanese business men , walk over and say... NO YOU GOT IT IN THE RIGHT HOLE, MATE :rofl::rofl::rofl: |
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:rofl:
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Was out with BOB last night, and bugger me I couldnt remember the friggin joke lol.
He reckons he aint seen it :cool: |
Re: Saturday funny !
Originally Posted by Timber Floor Au
(Post 6199946)
Was out with BOB last night, and bugger me I couldnt remember the friggin joke lol.
He reckons he aint seen it :cool: |
Re: Saturday funny !
Originally Posted by Pollyana
(Post 6199952)
State he was in when I last saw him I don't think he could see anything!
:rofl::rofl::rofl: You got back ok then :) great too cya... what a friggin walk just for a bloody piddle ! Ste |
Re: Saturday funny !
Originally Posted by Timber Floor Au
(Post 6199956)
Ive heard of oiling the wheels of industry... but lubricating the lifts of australia
:rofl::rofl::rofl: You got back ok then :) great too cya... what a friggin walk just for a bloody piddle ! Ste And Soapy just rang me to apologise for switching his phone off when we were trying to ring him, he said he assumed it was a bunch of drunken idiots trying to get a cab....... :rofl: |
Re: Saturday funny !
Originally Posted by Pollyana
(Post 6199981)
Next time we stay in Gilhooleys!
And Soapy just rang me to apologise for switching his phone off when we were trying to ring him, he said he assumed it was a bunch of drunken idiots trying to get a cab....... :rofl: Grog in Gillhooleys was ace, but the smell of urine and puke was annoying me lol Next time I will have a shower before I go out Ste |
Re: Saturday funny !
Sorry, didnt make it guys,but the no way Annette was up to it , hopefully next time;)
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Re: Saturday funny !
Originally Posted by PAP01
(Post 6200053)
Sorry, didnt make it guys,but the no way Annette was up to it , hopefully next time;)
Then she began swearing loudly and licking my face.. and poking her tongue in my lug hole. So put her on the coke pmsl.. To find out, Haggis was spiking her coke with MALIBU ! fpmsl... Plus, Haggis was wearing Phere'MOAN' X ! lol.. dont ask, but we were being followed by Village Ppl. !! Bobby was sober as per... lol Good Night, enjoyed it, but gonna have to teach my missus to drink ! OH and to ADD: One person there has 3 nipples... you have to guess who ! |
Re: Saturday funny !
Originally Posted by Timber Floor Au
(Post 6200061)
Debs was pissed within 45 minutes !
Then she began swearing loudly and licking my face.. and poking her tongue in my lug hole. So put her on the coke pmsl.. To find out, Haggis was spiking her coke with MALIBU ! fpmsl... Plus, Haggis was wearing Phere'MOAN' X ! lol.. dont ask, but we were being followed by Village Ppl. !! Bobby was sober as per... lol Good Night, enjoyed it, but gonna have to teach my missus to drink ! OH and to ADD: One person there has 3 nipples... you have to guess who ! |
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