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Broad Shoulders Sep 11th 2011 5:20 pm

Re: Sam Stosur
 

Originally Posted by spartacus (Post 9614911)
That doesn't seem fair, is it a new 'handicap' system? . . . if I was Serena I'd be asking for a rematch, then I'd probably sit down and play with my boobs for a bit.

And well done Sam, you little ozzie battler.

Agreed, but if I were her, I would probably play with my penis instead

Broad Shoulders Sep 11th 2011 5:24 pm

Re: Sam Stosur
 

Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 9614946)
Agreed, but if I were her, I would probably play with my penis instead

Sorry, my bad. I'm always getting them mixed up

Penis Williams is the other one, right?

Scubaemma Sep 11th 2011 5:26 pm

Re: Sam Stosur
 

Originally Posted by Amazulu (Post 9614933)
Do you want to get jiggy with her?

:lol: no, sorry to disappoint.

chris955 Sep 11th 2011 5:36 pm

Re: Sam Stosur
 
Don't you have to live in a car and only eat baked beans to be an Aussie battler ? :D


Originally Posted by spartacus (Post 9614911)

And well done Sam, you little ozzie battler.


DeadVim Sep 11th 2011 5:38 pm

Re: Sam Stosur
 

Originally Posted by chris955 (Post 9614958)
Don't you have to live in a car and only eat baked beans to be an Aussie battler ? :D

I think you'll find anyone that doesn't have a 3D TV is now classed as a battler.

spartacus Sep 11th 2011 5:38 pm

Re: Sam Stosur
 

Originally Posted by chris955 (Post 9614958)
Don't you have to live in a car and only eat baked beans to be an Aussie battler ? :D

That's an 'ozzie rattler'.

moneypenny20 Sep 11th 2011 5:39 pm

Re: Sam Stosur
 

Originally Posted by DeadVim (Post 9614959)
I think you'll find anyone that doesn't have a 3D TV is now classed as a battler.

I'm a battler? Bloody hell, really? :blink:

Broad Shoulders Sep 11th 2011 5:39 pm

Re: Sam Stosur
 

Originally Posted by moneypenny20 (Post 9614961)
I'm a battler? Bloody hell, really? :blink:

as in short for battle axe?

chris955 Sep 11th 2011 5:41 pm

Re: Sam Stosur
 
And can only afford to smoke 20 a day. :D


Originally Posted by DeadVim (Post 9614959)
I think you'll find anyone that doesn't have a 3D TV is now classed as a battler.


moneypenny20 Sep 11th 2011 5:41 pm

Re: Sam Stosur
 

Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 9614963)
as in short for battle axe?

Careful :sneaky::D

Amazulu Sep 11th 2011 5:44 pm

Re: Sam Stosur
 

Originally Posted by Scubaemma (Post 9614952)
:lol: no, sorry to disappoint.

Damn, my vivid imagination!

DeadVim Sep 11th 2011 5:45 pm

Re: Sam Stosur
 

Originally Posted by moneypenny20 (Post 9614961)
I'm a battler? Bloody hell, really? :blink:

A battler AND someone who hasn't paid a premium for pants technology.

Swings and Roundabouts ...


Originally Posted by chris955 (Post 9614964)
And can only afford to smoke 20 a day. :D

25 is easier, might as well get through the pack :D

chris955 Sep 11th 2011 5:47 pm

Re: Sam Stosur
 
Is that how many coffin nails in a pack ? Yeah no point leaving any for tomorrow, might be dead. :)


Originally Posted by DeadVim (Post 9614969)
25 is easier, might as well get through the pack :D


spartacus Sep 11th 2011 5:50 pm

Re: Sam Stosur
 

Originally Posted by DeadVim (Post 9614969)
A battler AND someone who hasn't paid a premium for pants technology.

Swings and Roundabouts ...



25 is easier, might as well get through the pack :D

Are you talking about 'fray-free' gussets?

DeadVim Sep 11th 2011 7:06 pm

Re: Sam Stosur
 

Originally Posted by spartacus (Post 9614974)
Are you talking about 'fray-free' gussets?

I guess anything that can hold Serena's arse in must be high-tech.


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