right lads, off to NZ for a night out...
Mar 16th 2006, 2:31 am
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Re: right lads, off to NZ for a night out...
Originally Posted by Clippies
Bet you were thinking exactly the same Oh alright then, something like that did cross my mind
Mar 16th 2006, 2:38 am
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Re: right lads, off to NZ for a night out...
[QUOTI'm gonna take her to the shop and buy her some sweets then she may climb out of my arse for 5 minutes [/QUOTE]
hi wendy, i know kangeroo's keep their kids in their pouch, but isn't keeping them where you said painful?
[/QUOTE]hi wendy, i know kangeroo's keep their kids in their pouch, but isn't keeping them where you said painful?
Mar 16th 2006, 2:40 am
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Re: right lads, off to NZ for a night out...
Originally Posted by don544
hi wendy, i know kangeroo's keep their kids in their pouch, but isn't keeping them where you said painful?
Very
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Mar 16th 2006, 2:41 am
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Re: right lads, off to NZ for a night out...
Originally Posted by WendyC
Me, never.
Oh alright then, something like that did cross my mind
Oh alright then, something like that did cross my mind
Mar 16th 2006, 2:41 am
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Re: right lads, off to NZ for a night out...
Originally Posted by WendyC
Very
I hate sick people
I hate sick people
Mar 16th 2006, 2:42 am
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Re: right lads, off to NZ for a night out...
Originally Posted by WendyC
Very
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I hate sick people
Mar 16th 2006, 2:45 am
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Re: right lads, off to NZ for a night out...
Originally Posted by Clippies
Have I got this wrong, I thought you were a nurse??
OMG no :scared:
I did work in a betting shop. I have also worked as a Manager in a Bingo hall.
Stick with what you know is my motto
Mar 16th 2006, 2:47 am
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Re: right lads, off to NZ for a night out...
Originally Posted by WendyC
OMG no :scared:
I did work in a betting shop. I have also worked as a Manager in a Bingo hall.
Stick with what you know is my motto
I did work in a betting shop. I have also worked as a Manager in a Bingo hall.
Stick with what you know is my motto
Mar 16th 2006, 2:48 am
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Re: right lads, off to NZ for a night out...
Originally Posted by ozzieeagle
Personally I find that Stimulating.
There again, I like Madonna, Courtney love (now theres a challenge) and the almost illicit younger Drew Barrymore.
There again, I like Madonna, Courtney love (now theres a challenge) and the almost illicit younger Drew Barrymore.
Mar 16th 2006, 2:49 am
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Re: right lads, off to NZ for a night out...
Originally Posted by Clippies
Lol, I don't know where I've got that from then!
Although I did post in the nurses forum once... 
Mar 16th 2006, 2:56 am
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Re: right lads, off to NZ for a night out...
Originally Posted by ozzieeagle
Take it from an old hack, Kiwi girls are as good looking and attractive as their UK and Aussie Cousins. They do seem to come with a whole heap more assertion, aggression and general 'tude back up in their "notice me armoury", Especially when out of their usual environment.
Personally I find that Stimulating.
There again, I like Madonna, Courtney love (now theres a challenge) and the almost illicit younger Drew Barrymore.
Personally I find that Stimulating.
There again, I like Madonna, Courtney love (now theres a challenge) and the almost illicit younger Drew Barrymore.
A Kiwi couple are on there honeymoon and are about to consumate the marriage when the bride says to her husband,
"Can you please be gentle? I'm still a virgin"
The man quickly gets up to call his dad
"Dad she's a virgin, I don't know what to do" he says.
Angered by this the dad replies..........
"If she's not good enough for her family then she ain't good enough for ours"
Mar 16th 2006, 2:58 am
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Re: right lads, off to NZ for a night out...
More
What do you call a kiwi sheep dog?
A: A pimp.
Why do kiwis end up marrying women?
A: Sheep can't cook.
Bruce and Cobber are driving into town from the ranch and it's Bruce's first time driving on a tarred road.
A bit nervous at how Bruce will handle the narrower roads Cobber says, "Bruce, have you ever made a u-turn?"
Bruce replies: "No, but I once made a ram's eyes water."
What do you call a kiwi sheep dog?
A: A pimp.
Why do kiwis end up marrying women?
A: Sheep can't cook.
Bruce and Cobber are driving into town from the ranch and it's Bruce's first time driving on a tarred road.
A bit nervous at how Bruce will handle the narrower roads Cobber says, "Bruce, have you ever made a u-turn?"
Bruce replies: "No, but I once made a ram's eyes water."
Mar 16th 2006, 3:03 am
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Re: right lads, off to NZ for a night out...
Originally Posted by WendyC
That reminds me of a joke
A Kiwi couple are on there honeymoon and are about to consumate the marriage when the bride says to her husband,
"Can you please be gentle? I'm still a virgin"
The man quickly gets up to call his dad
"Dad she's a virgin, I don't know what to do" he says.
Angered by this the dad replies..........
"If she's not good enough for her family then she ain't good enough for ours"
A Kiwi couple are on there honeymoon and are about to consumate the marriage when the bride says to her husband,
"Can you please be gentle? I'm still a virgin"
The man quickly gets up to call his dad
"Dad she's a virgin, I don't know what to do" he says.
Angered by this the dad replies..........
"If she's not good enough for her family then she ain't good enough for ours"
Mar 16th 2006, 3:05 am
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Re: right lads, off to NZ for a night out...
Originally Posted by Clippies
Time for me to get back behind the settee
I have posted an Oz one too, just for a bit of balance.
Mar 16th 2006, 3:06 am
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Re: right lads, off to NZ for a night out...
Originally Posted by WendyC
You're ok for a few hours yet.
I have posted an Oz one too, just for a bit of balance.
I have posted an Oz one too, just for a bit of balance.
