reducing the Pain while in Labour
Nov 16th 2006, 5:53 am
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reducing the Pain while in Labour
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that
would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the FATHER.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much
in favour if it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that
even 10% was probably more pain that the father had ever experienced
before. But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked
the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer.The husband
will still feeling fine.The doctor checked the husbands' blood
pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.
At this point they decided to try for 50%.The husband continued to
feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife
considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the
pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.
She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the milkman was dead on the porch.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that
would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the FATHER.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much
in favour if it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that
even 10% was probably more pain that the father had ever experienced
before. But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked
the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer.The husband
will still feeling fine.The doctor checked the husbands' blood
pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.
At this point they decided to try for 50%.The husband continued to
feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife
considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the
pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.
She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the milkman was dead on the porch.
Nov 16th 2006, 5:57 am
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Re: reducing the Pain while in Labour
Originally Posted by furkew
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that
would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the FATHER.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much
in favour if it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that
even 10% was probably more pain that the father had ever experienced
before. But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked
the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer.The husband
will still feeling fine.The doctor checked the husbands' blood
pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.
At this point they decided to try for 50%.The husband continued to
feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife
considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the
pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.
She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the milkman was dead on the porch.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that
would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the FATHER.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much
in favour if it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that
even 10% was probably more pain that the father had ever experienced
before. But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked
the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer.The husband
will still feeling fine.The doctor checked the husbands' blood
pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.
At this point they decided to try for 50%.The husband continued to
feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife
considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the
pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.
She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the milkman was dead on the porch.
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Nov 16th 2006, 6:13 am
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Re: reducing the Pain while in Labour
Brilliant!!!!! C x
Nov 16th 2006, 6:43 am
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Re: reducing the Pain while in Labour
Good one..reminds me how a friend of mine found out just how painful childbirth was. It was a few years ago and then the entenox(sp?) delivery had a big brass end, and a disposable face mask.... well as time went on the mask fell off, and Trish couldn't get any gas...so she proceeded to beat Trev arround the head with the brass end screaming at him to fix it! Blood all over the place and that was before the baby was born!
Nov 16th 2006, 7:04 am
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Re: reducing the Pain while in Labour
Originally Posted by furkew
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that
would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the FATHER.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much
in favour if it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that
even 10% was probably more pain that the father had ever experienced
before. But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked
the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer.The husband
will still feeling fine.The doctor checked the husbands' blood
pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.
At this point they decided to try for 50%.The husband continued to
feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife
considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the
pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.
She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the milkman was dead on the porch.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that
would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the FATHER.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much
in favour if it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that
even 10% was probably more pain that the father had ever experienced
before. But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked
the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer.The husband
will still feeling fine.The doctor checked the husbands' blood
pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.
At this point they decided to try for 50%.The husband continued to
feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife
considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the
pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.
She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the milkman was dead on the porch.
I like it
Nov 16th 2006, 8:10 am
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Re: reducing the Pain while in Labour
Originally Posted by windog
Good one..reminds me how a friend of mine found out just how painful childbirth was. It was a few years ago and then the entenox(sp?) delivery had a big brass end, and a disposable face mask.... well as time went on the mask fell off, and Trish couldn't get any gas...so she proceeded to beat Trev arround the head with the brass end screaming at him to fix it! Blood all over the place and that was before the baby was born!
Nov 16th 2006, 8:37 am
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Re: reducing the Pain while in Labour
Hilarious!!
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Nov 16th 2006, 9:36 am
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Re: reducing the Pain while in Labour
Nov 19th 2006, 7:03 pm
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Re: reducing the Pain while in Labour
I doubt if Kim Beazley will find it useful 
Maybe he'd be better advised to stop confusing z-list TV celebs with z-list politicians.
Maybe he'd be better advised to stop confusing z-list TV celebs with z-list politicians.
Nov 20th 2006, 8:17 am
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Re: reducing the Pain while in Labour
Originally Posted by windog
Good one..reminds me how a friend of mine found out just how painful childbirth was. It was a few years ago and then the entenox(sp?) delivery had a big brass end, and a disposable face mask.... well as time went on the mask fell off, and Trish couldn't get any gas...so she proceeded to beat Trev arround the head with the brass end screaming at him to fix it! Blood all over the place and that was before the baby was born!
The original joke made me pmsl. Now I have laughed so much I hurt
Nov 20th 2006, 9:23 am
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Re: reducing the Pain while in Labour
Originally Posted by furkew
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that
would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the FATHER.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much
in favour if it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that
even 10% was probably more pain that the father had ever experienced
before. But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked
the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer.The husband
will still feeling fine.The doctor checked the husbands' blood
pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.
At this point they decided to try for 50%.The husband continued to
feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife
considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the
pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.
She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the milkman was dead on the porch.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that
would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the FATHER.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much
in favour if it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that
even 10% was probably more pain that the father had ever experienced
before. But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked
the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer.The husband
will still feeling fine.The doctor checked the husbands' blood
pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.
At this point they decided to try for 50%.The husband continued to
feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife
considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the
pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.
She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the milkman was dead on the porch.
Cheers for that mate x x x
