Randon Inbox funnies
Nov 17th 2006, 1:45 am
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Randon Inbox funnies
Well I say funnies. A matter of opinion really. Here goes......
Guy goes into the doctor's. 'Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my
backside.' 'How's that?' 'Don't you start'
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. 'My dog's cross-eyed, is there
anything you can do for him? ' 'Well,' says the vet, 'let's have a look
at him' So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his
teeth. Finally, he says 'I'm going to have to put him down.' 'What?
Because he's cross-eyed? ' 'No, because he's really heavy'
Sometimes I drink my whiskey neat. Other times I take my tie off and
leave my shirt out.
I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he
couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. And he said, 'no, the steaks
are too high
Andy
Guy goes into the doctor's. 'Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my
backside.' 'How's that?' 'Don't you start'
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. 'My dog's cross-eyed, is there
anything you can do for him? ' 'Well,' says the vet, 'let's have a look
at him' So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his
teeth. Finally, he says 'I'm going to have to put him down.' 'What?
Because he's cross-eyed? ' 'No, because he's really heavy'
Sometimes I drink my whiskey neat. Other times I take my tie off and
leave my shirt out.
I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he
couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. And he said, 'no, the steaks
are too high
Andy
Nov 17th 2006, 1:49 am
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Re: Randon Inbox funnies
loved the dog one!!!
others needed too much concentration for a friday afternoon
others needed too much concentration for a friday afternoon
Nov 17th 2006, 1:54 am
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Re: Randon Inbox funnies
Originally Posted by thewoodz
loved the dog one!!!
others needed too much concentration for a friday afternoon
others needed too much concentration for a friday afternoon
Nov 17th 2006, 2:00 am
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Re: Randon Inbox funnies
[QUOTE=andicee]Started early have we??? QUOTE]
ooohhh i wish no just got to a point when deciding whether to start Mondays work early or just play on the net - difficult choice i know cos i finish at three
ooohh look at the time - decision made
QUOTE]ooohhh i wish no just got to a point when deciding whether to start Mondays work early or just play on the net - difficult choice i know
cos i finish at threeooohh look at the time - decision made
Nov 17th 2006, 3:13 am
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Re: Randon Inbox funnies
[QUOTE=thewoodz]
Had excellent day today. First two jobs for the company done by 10 am. Did two private jobs on the way home, via picking money up for three privates I did during the week. Home by 12 with a huge wodge of cash in me skyrocket.
Stopped via off-licence. Just starting second Stella!!
Originally Posted by andicee
Started early have we??? QUOTE]
ooohhh i wish no just got to a point when deciding whether to start Mondays work early or just play on the net - difficult choice i know cos i finish at three
ooohh look at the time - decision made
QUOTE]ooohhh i wish no just got to a point when deciding whether to start Mondays work early or just play on the net - difficult choice i know
cos i finish at threeooohh look at the time - decision made
Stopped via off-licence. Just starting second Stella!!
