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Red_V_Roger Jun 19th 2008 12:47 pm

A question about witches hats...
 
So many things are shorten by adding a ‘O’ after the first syllable…

Registration: Rego
Service Station: Servo
Carburettor: Carbo

Etc etc etc

So why are traffic cones “witches hats” instead of conos???

Notts_bloke Jun 19th 2008 12:56 pm

Re: A question about witches hats...
 
Who knows? They are a strange breed.

Why don't they just say 'traffic cones' it just as easy?

I did not know that witches wore traffic cones as head gear.

TiddlyPom Jun 19th 2008 1:13 pm

Re: A question about witches hats...
 
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moneypenny20 Jun 19th 2008 6:47 pm

Re: A question about witches hats...
 
Are traffic cones called witches hats :confused: That's the name we use for crab nets :huh:

seat151 Jun 19th 2008 6:48 pm

Re: A question about witches hats...
 
A witches hat, when I was younger, used to be an ice cream with a lolly sticking out the top of it.

Siren & Brian Jun 19th 2008 8:14 pm

Re: A question about witches hats...
 

Originally Posted by Red_V_Roger (Post 6484423)
So many things are shorten by adding a ‘O’ after the first syllable…

Registration: Rego
Service Station: Servo
Carburettor: Carbo

Etc etc etc

So why are traffic cones “witches hats” instead of conos???


Cos they look like witches hats, just orange.

Pollyana Jun 19th 2008 8:16 pm

Re: A question about witches hats...
 

Originally Posted by moneypen20 (Post 6484950)
Are traffic cones called witches hats :confused: That's the name we use for crab nets :huh:

Yep, The Bloke always refers to them as witches hats. Not as good as my purple one though :D

Toe Dipper Jun 19th 2008 8:26 pm

Re: A question about witches hats...
 
My wife is Aussie and she is always winging about the number of "trucks, road works and witches hats" on our roads in the UK. Thought she was mad at first, but now just resigned to the fact! Guess she is right though!

EvannTel Jun 19th 2008 8:59 pm

Re: A question about witches hats...
 
Heard a lovely one the other day......

Having "shortened" change (as in coins) to "sharpnel", we were delighted to hear some young girl exclaim....

"look at all the shrappo in my purse"!

worzel Jun 19th 2008 10:00 pm

Re: A question about witches hats...
 

Originally Posted by moneypen20 (Post 6484950)
Are traffic cones called witches hats :confused: That's the name we use for crab nets :huh:

I always thought a witches hat was the nether regions of a loose (literally) woman ;)

dejags Jun 19th 2008 10:10 pm

Re: A question about witches hats...
 

Originally Posted by Red_V_Roger (Post 6484423)
So many things are shorten by adding a ‘O’ after the first syllable…

Registration: Rego
Service Station: Servo
Carburettor: Carbo

Etc etc etc

So why are traffic cones “witches hats” instead of conos???


:rofl::rofl::rofl:

steve_uk Jun 19th 2008 11:27 pm

Re: A question about witches hats...
 
I feel a Alan Partridge moment coming on!

PS Playing eye spy on the M4 in UK with an Aussie who says something beginning with W H is a nitemare if you dont know what a witches hat is!

BadgeIsBack Jun 19th 2008 11:44 pm

Re: A question about witches hats...
 

Originally Posted by worzel (Post 6485426)
I always thought a witches hat was the nether regions of a loose (literally) woman ;)

Talk about mixing metaphors. I was thinking of JCB starter buttons at one point.

Lerop Pekill Jun 20th 2008 2:38 am

Re: A question about witches hats...
 

Originally Posted by worzel (Post 6485426)
I always thought a witches hat was the nether regions of a loose (literally) woman ;)

i just asked my wife if she would show me her witches hat and she looked at me like i was demented:D

i should add i'm drunk and tried to use the telephone as a mouse and wondered why it wouldnt work.

Fenton Beasley Jun 20th 2008 3:40 am

Re: A question about witches hats...
 

Originally Posted by Red_V_Roger (Post 6484423)
So many things are shorten by adding a ‘O’ after the first syllable…

Registration: Rego
Service Station: Servo
Carburettor: Carbo

Etc etc etc

So why are traffic cones “witches hats” instead of conos???

Ok, but what does the phrase "Witch's T*t" mean?


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