Originally Posted by Sherlock Holmes

When I used to send loads of xmas cards, I used to write in them, "Remember, Christ was a Jew". That soon brought down the replies.

Originally Posted by brissybee

On first consideration, I am of the opinion that, yes, the Queen may in fact be Jewish.

It comes as no coincidence to me that the Queen named her daughter Anne, a name which correlates to that of young author, Anne Frank, who diarised her tales of angst during the War. (Though I shouldn't mention the War.)

Further, if I am to accept the premise that those in authority are often secretive, I might even ponder the possibility that Anne Frank and the Queen are one and the same people.

Take a closer look at their pictures. Both would look good in a tiara.

In my view though the real deal might be sealed in the fact that the Queen named not one of her sons Frank. Is this a cover up? Why an Anne and yet a distinct lack of a Frank?

Was it because the title Prince Frank might cause tittering in court... or were there other, more secretive, reasons? The answer to both notions is most likely no.

An' Frankly, the associates of a Queen or a Jewish person would probably never titter?

Tittering is for birds.

I bet the Dodo was a titterer.

That said, who's ever seen a Dodo? I've seen pictures and I believe in Dodo's but there is Dodo denial out there.

Does the Queen believe there were Dodo's? Has the Queen ever knighted a Dodo? No, she hasn't. And she hasn't knighted Woody Allen either. Has she? No.

And yet, there he is... Sir Paul McCartney, singer of that famous ditty back in the USSR.

OMG, that's it. The Russian alliance.

So, you tell me, is the Queen Jewish? I can reach no conclusion.

Oy Vey. Does it really matter anyway?

Originally Posted by TiddlyPom

Karmic post.
Very logical.

Originally Posted by saveme

Is she a secret Spurs fan though, maybe Harry, or is it Wills, goes for the Gooners just to spite her?

Supporters of Tottenham Hotspur F.C. adopted the nickname "Yid" (or "Yiddo") and often identify as "Yid Army". Used as a badge of pride by the Jewish communities based near to the North London football club, such usage is not without controversy.

Originally Posted by ozzieeagle

Never knowingly met a Jewess I didnt get along with or indeed like a lot.

Quite a feisty lot usually... never boring and I like that.


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Originally Posted by Pomster

we got married on a Friday too...thought it was because it was cheaper and gave us a nice long weekend.

I now realise it is probably because I am Jewish without having been told . (and I thought I was Welsh) My parents have a lot to answer for -denying me my heritage and making me masquerade as Welsh.

Originally Posted by Dorothy

We prefer to be called Princesses. Jewess is so last century.

Originally Posted by ozzieeagle

Wow you would be a paradox for me.... Canadian, for some weird reason I've had so many negative experiences around Canadian women. V Jewish where the opposite applies. My First GF was Jewish.

Originally Posted by Bernieboy

I'd rather be jewish

Originally Posted by Pomster

That's because you have no chance of being Welsh- we are an exclusive bunch.

Originally Posted by Pollyana

Originally Posted by ROMFT_WO2RN

perpetuated by a strict programme of inbreeding