Bix

If you have a pair of Wellingtons under the bed you are Welsh.

Bix

It's that bloomin BskyB crowd and their pesky contracts.

Ruining football by dictating which days matches can be played and now weddings too.

Where will it end?

Wednesday morning at the London Paladium just doesn't have the same ring does it?

Dreamy

They done it so The Great British Public* could have a day off. If they'd had it on the saturday every one would have complained!


(*And no, I don't flipping know if it was just the English who had the holiday or not, I know how contrary those bleeding Scots are though )

Bix

Well, you can guarantee the Greeks were off.

Dreamy

And celebrating with a flash riot and a couple of molotov cocktails?

Bix

And 145,589 wedgwood plates.

Pollyana

Been watching it for hours, I nearly deleted it as pointless spam but then thought I'd move it to the Barbie so people could have fun with it instead

Bix

You think the demolition of 145,589 wedgwood plates is funny?

moneypenny20

Wedgewood would. Think of the increase in sales.

mikelincs

Lets face it, not many trolls manage to start such a discussion, and not have been called a troll in the first 2 posts..

brissybee

On first consideration, I am of the opinion that, yes, the Queen may in fact be Jewish.

It comes as no coincidence to me that the Queen named her daughter Anne, a name which correlates to that of young author, Anne Frank, who diarised her tales of angst during the War. (Though I shouldn't mention the War.)

Further, if I am to accept the premise that those in authority are often secretive, I might even ponder the possibility that Anne Frank and the Queen are one and the same people.

Take a closer look at their pictures. Both would look good in a tiara.

In my view though the real deal might be sealed in the fact that the Queen named not one of her sons Frank. Is this a cover up? Why an Anne and yet a distinct lack of a Frank?

Was it because the title Prince Frank might cause tittering in court... or were there other, more secretive, reasons? The answer to both notions is most likely no.

An' Frankly, the associates of a Queen or a Jewish person would probably never titter?

Tittering is for birds.

I bet the Dodo was a titterer.

That said, who's ever seen a Dodo? I've seen pictures and I believe in Dodo's but there is Dodo denial out there.

Does the Queen believe there were Dodo's? Has the Queen ever knighted a Dodo? No, she hasn't. And she hasn't knighted Woody Allen either. Has she? No.

And yet, there he is... Sir Paul McCartney, singer of that famous ditty back in the USSR.

OMG, that's it. The Russian alliance.

So, you tell me, is the Queen Jewish? I can reach no conclusion.

Oy Vey. Does it really matter anyway?

christmasoompa

Why does getting married on a Friday make a difference? I've been to lots of Friday weddings, all Christian.

My brother got married on a Friday, because it was cheaper to hire the church and reception venue on a Friday than a Saturday!

rasen78

We're already there Married on a Friday, supposedly cos of cost, but really cos I'm sure there was a footie match on the Saturday. And he told me to keep my legs crossed when I was in labour with DD so that he could watch Champions League final 2006...luckily she was born in the morning so we were back at home in time for him to watch it

ROMFT_WO2RN

Which clearly makes it YOUR fault we bloody lost

gruffbrown

Fish dishes are cheaper, especially gefilta.